The first time I saw a circumcised dick I froze in fear. Not because it looked weird (although for the record: it did. Don’t judge me) but because I didn’t have a sodding clue what to do with it.
I’d been with number 1 for a year – the teenage equivalent of a diamond wedding anniversary. I’d seen a few other cocks before, and touched some, but I’d never had the hand job tuition that a one-on-one relationship gives you.
After a few months of awkward fumbling and overly-excited teenage sex, I’d asked number 1 for some tips on how to get him off with my hands. At 16 all I ever wanted was to play in a million different ways, and I liked the thought of dragging him away from our friends every now and then so I could squeeze his cock in the toilets, or the kitchen or (as was traditional at the time) in someone’s parents’ bedroom.
So he taught me. And what he taught me was that the most important thing about a handjob is that the foreskin should go back and forth over the head. Rubbing his shaft, cupping his balls, biting the side of his neck or whispering ‘fuck, you’re so hard’ as I squeezed it – all just filler. The main event, top of the bill, what he’d bought his fucking ticket for, was the back-and-forth motion of the foreskin against the head.
How do you do that with a circumcised cock? Obviously the answer is that you don’t. You don’t. Adult me knows there are ways around it. You can spit on it, you can work the shaft in exactly the specific way that he likes it, you can use lube.
(Girls often carry small pots of Vaseline around with them to guard against chapped lips. I carry a few extra pots in case I should ever meet a circumcised boy.)
But teen me hadn’t a clue. When confronted with a boy whose cock was more naked than number 1′s, I just held it in my hand and hoped he’d start thrusting or something, so I knew how he liked it. I kissed him, and I squeezed, and he panted, and started leaking precome onto the tips of my fingers, but still I didn’t quite get it. I was … rubbish. That boy, the first ever circumcised one, only ever got blowjobs.
Since then I’ve seen more, touched more, and learned that even with uncircumcised guys there are a million different ways to do it. One guy’s ‘God that’s good’ is another guy’s ‘Get off me woman.’
So what’s the solution? Trial and error, I suppose – it’s worked for scientists for hundreds of years, so surely it’ll work to help wank guys to completion in a phone box, right? Well, yes sometimes. But only if they give appropriate feedback, and only if I’m not too pissed, and only if my arm doesn’t get tired.
Don’t get me wrong – I love giving handjobs. It’s just that there’s a teeny voice at the back of my head telling me that I’ll never do it as well as you do. You know exactly how tight to squeeze and where to put pressure and how fast to go and all that jazz. All I know is that I love touching your dick.
On the whole, whether you’re cut or not, you’re probably more likely to get a blowjob.
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Trust me, no boy minds being more likely to get a blow job.
Oh, I know this feeling. My technique for a hand job (quick or slow, there’s a lot to be said for giving/getting a hand job) was learnt on my own knob – fully intact. The first adolescent fumbling with a fellow teenage boy who’d been mutilated was a disaster; he was sensitive where I’d expected nothing and insensitive where normal boys were set on fire. Fortunately, there’s nothing easier to bring off than a 14 year old boy (I was 14 myself at the time, before anyone calls the Daily Mail).
Since then, I’ve encountered cut knobs slightly under 1 in 10 times – an awful lot, but still nothing compared to the large number of proper knobs I’ve had my mitts on. And it never gets easier – cut knobs are just wired differently. The thing they have going for them is that they work very very well for getting into, pleasure despite and getting out of a jonny. Other than that, I’d go for a real knob, unmolested by religion or ‘medical necessity’, every time.
By the way [switches to lecture mode], you know that Vaseline and jonnies don’t mix, right? Yeah, I’m a hypocrite on the subject of condoms, but still…
@ Jamie to me, a cut knob is still a “proper” knob.
gotta love the cut ones
trial and error is wonderful and always the way to go. get the word out to the guys and girls.learn your new partner. experiment. start from scratch. you will discover so much more. and NEVER, never try to wank me off the way it worked on your old girlfriend. i love that you want to get me to come, but i don’t need to know the entire ritual that always worked on your ex. actually that puts me off quite a bit.
I love wanking off cut dicks! Really don’t know why, it just feels nicer in my hand or something. I also love wondering before I shag someone whether they’re cut or not – doesn’t make that much of a difference, uncut ones aren’t hideous, it’s just kind of fun not knowing and then knowing what he’s got down his trousers.
My experience with circumcised boys is not good. I don’t know what to do with their cocks in my hands or mouth but most importantly, I have found they drag the natural lubrication out of my vagina and leave me dry, which makes me sore.
I’ve garnered many a compliment on my cut cock-caressing technique and would say the main difference is in vigour. Use a lot more lube and touch a lot more lightly than you would a uncut cock and Bob’s your cumming partner.
Maybe trial and error will work eventually but I’m more a fan of just asking him what he likes.
Is this good when I spit on my hand and rub it over the head? This hard? Harder?
Tell me how you like it, preferably in as many words as you can muster. You don’t need to be overly coherent. It’s hot when I’m driving you so crazy you forget how to string a sentence together.
So I agree with you GONT. Give me feedback. Especially if it’s something I’m new to. And then come all over my hand. And that’s all the reassurance I’ll need.
Come all over your hand?
Loving that.
“trial and experience” not “error” I think, a guiding light for your future experimentation :-) (God what a snot I sound…)