As I write this I am bleeding quite heavily from the ass. Bear with me – it’s challenging enough writing when your hands are shaking with shock, without having to turn anal fissures into something resembling a sex post. But … Read More
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From the first moment I meet you I am curious about your dick. If you’re particularly attractive I’ll be acutely aware of it, there in your trousers. I might not even be able to see it – some guys wear … Read More
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I’m a terrible wanking hypocrite. I write this in the desperate hope that some of you will send me pictures of your cock, and while imagining others partaking in the most creative, beautiful boywanking, yet I myself am the blandest … Read More
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I’m a massive, massive girl. I stand at five foot 11 in bare feet, which means that in the pretty boots I rock a good six feet three inches. Massive. Wikipedia informs me that the average height for guys in … Read More
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The first time I saw a circumcised dick I froze in fear. Not because it looked weird (although for the record: it did. Don’t judge me) but because I didn’t have a sodding clue what to do with it. I’d … Read More
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Part-time writer, full-time pervert.
