girlonthenet http://www.girlonthenet.com Just touch me. Yeah, like that. Sun, 19 May 2013 16:26:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 On why you should date a boy who travels. Or not. http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/19/date-a-boy-who-travels-or-not/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/19/date-a-boy-who-travels-or-not/#comments Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:49 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2139 If you haven’t yet read it, you might want to see this article first: “Date a boy who travels” Date a boy who travels. Date a boy who has an Oyster card or a car or one of those Segway … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/19/date-a-boy-who-travels-or-not/feed/ 3 On swingers’ clubs and politeness http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/18/swingers-clubs-rules-and-politeness/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/18/swingers-clubs-rules-and-politeness/#comments Sat, 18 May 2013 11:53:48 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2112 Someone on Twitter has pointed out that this blog is quite disturbing/triggering. Please be aware of this before you start reading. “That one.” “The guy with glasses?” “Yep. By the pool table.” “OK, he seems cool. The woman at the … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/18/swingers-clubs-rules-and-politeness/feed/ 1 Someone else’s story: the lost art of kissing http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/15/someone-elses-story-the-lost-art-of-kissing/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/15/someone-elses-story-the-lost-art-of-kissing/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 18:30:33 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2102 I’m an impatient sort of person – more interested in shagging than seduction. But I know I don’t speak for everyone, and I also know that there are disproportionately good pleasures to be had in the little things. When I … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/15/someone-elses-story-the-lost-art-of-kissing/feed/ 12 On how to say goodnight http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/12/on-how-to-say-goodnight/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/12/on-how-to-say-goodnight/#comments Sun, 12 May 2013 18:04:30 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2096 Despite giving the impression that I go through life humping men on an almost hourly basis, the time when I’m most likely to have sex is just before bed. Not particularly surprising when you consider that I, like most people, … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/12/on-how-to-say-goodnight/feed/ 5 On sex on a first date http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/08/should-i-have-sex-on-a-first-date/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/08/should-i-have-sex-on-a-first-date/#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 18:09:05 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2091 How did it ever come to be accepted wisdom that if a girl sleeps with a guy on a first date she’ll never see him again? This information, as well as being at direct odds with my own experience, doesn’t … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/08/should-i-have-sex-on-a-first-date/feed/ 43 On public displays of affection, and getting a room http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/06/public-displays-of-affection/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/06/public-displays-of-affection/#comments Mon, 06 May 2013 14:27:53 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2085 If we’ve all been taught one thing about relationships and affection, it’s that although it might be fine to snuggle your favourite person behind closed doors, doing it in front of others is as rude as blowing your nose at … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/05/01/on-chatrooms/feed/ 7 On balls http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/28/on-balls-bollocks-nads-knackers-testicle/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/28/on-balls-bollocks-nads-knackers-testicle/#comments Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:43:44 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2076 Gentlemen, a word. I know that you all have varying degrees of love for your bollocks. Some guys gain exceptional enjoyment from them, and will grab, stroke and jiggle them not just during masturbation but at any time of the … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/28/on-balls-bollocks-nads-knackers-testicle/feed/ 20 On female ejaculation http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/23/squirting-female-ejaculation-gushing/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/23/squirting-female-ejaculation-gushing/#comments Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:48:56 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2069 I’ve never asked a guy to pick me up and fuck me against a wall. This isn’t because I don’t want it, of course. The idea of a guy picking me up and fucking me against a wall is so … Read More →

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]]> http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/23/squirting-female-ejaculation-gushing/feed/ 22 On what is not wrong with you, part 6: having bodily functions http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/16/on-what-is-not-wrong-with-you-part-6-having-bodily-functions/ http://www.girlonthenet.com/2013/04/16/on-what-is-not-wrong-with-you-part-6-having-bodily-functions/#comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:58:39 +0000 Girl on the net http://www.girlonthenet.com/?p=2035 Let us discuss the word ‘ladylike.’ This word conjures the idea of demure high-society women nibbling on tiny sandwiches before patting daintily at their unsullied lips with napkins. Sorry, serviettes. Or whatever one calls them in order to avoid a … Read More →

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