Knickers are well boring, right? You just want to get them off a girl quickly so you can have your wickedly exciting way with her, yeah?
No. Of course not.
Knickers are a functional piece of clothing, and they can also be devastatingly pretty. But more importantly, like most things that aren’t sex toys, you can essentially turn them into a sex toy just by doing filthy things with them. Here are my favourite ways to use knickers during sex…
There’s something delightfully filthy about a guy so desperate to fuck you he can’t even be bothered to remove your knickers.
Slide them to one side and shove your cock roughly into me – it not only shows your enthusiasm, but also implies that you might come pretty much straight away. If you make me keep my knickers on I know I’m in for a quickie – use me quickly because you just fucking have to, then let me walk round for the rest of the evening with your come dripping back down into the crotch of my pants.
This also works with buttsex – you don’t have to take off all my clothes. If all you want is a quick, hard, angry fuck, why not bend me over, slide my knickers down just enough to provide quick access to my ass, spit on your cock and then fuck me till you come?
Either of these methods can be immeasurably improved with an orgasmic grunt, slap on the ass, and instruction to ‘clean myself up.’
Put them in my mouth
An old classic. Although I have been known to shut up on order, I am often a bit louder than guys might like. Especially guys with flatmates, fussy neighbours or easily-distressed pets. So if you’re looking for something to shove in my mouth, try my knickers. Not only are they softer than a ball-gag they also smell like my cunt. My wet, turned on cunt, assuming you’re using the pair I’ve just been wearing (and why wouldn’t you?).
There’s nothing wrong with the taste of cunt – on the contrary, it’s hot and delicious and smells like fucking. Shove my knickers in my mouth and do what the fuck you like, safe in the knowledge that I’m not going to scream the place down.
Guys have lovely pants, don’t get me wrong. There are few sights in the world prettier than a big fat hardon pushing at the fabric of a tight pair of boxers. But I feel sorry for guys – you don’t get nearly the breadth of variety in the underwear department that we girls do. A selection of simple styles, a meagre range of colours, and nothing like the fabric selection that we have – silk, satin, lace, ruffles, ribbons, etc.
So why don’t you wear my knickers? Go on – put them on. Feel how satisfying it is when they’re too tight on your cock. Feel your dick straining against the satin. Get hard, drip a small spot of precum into the places where, usually, my cunt would be. It’s seriously hot, and pretty.
It doesn’t necessarily mean that you want to cross-dress (though there’s nothing wrong with that if you do) – but it does make my knickers smell like your cock. And why would you not want that?
Come all over them
Recently one of my boys told me, in deliciously explicit detail, how he sometimes likes to come right inside his boxers. How he pulls them up just before he squirts, so he can watch the jizz forming a dark stain on the fabric. This is one of the sexiest things I have heard all year.
Come is hot – watching you come is hot. And now I realise that it’s also hot to get you to come all over my knickers. From the front, from behind, from inside, anywhere. Pull your cock out and push it into the crotch of my knickers as I’m wearing them. Let me feel your spunk spreading in a warm patch right where my cunt is. Or make me take them off, suck you off until you’re near completion, and catch the spurts of come that you pump out as you reach quivering orgasm.
Then make me put them back on.
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