Audio porn

A selection of the hottest stories on the site, now available as audio porn. Click below to listen to sexy stories read aloud by me and a few fantastic guest readers, or search the site by topic to find posts that match your kinks.

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Don’t forget to share links to this page with anyone who loves erotica and if you’d like to hear more, support me on Patreon.

Recently recorded

  • “Keep being naughty and I’ll withdraw the whip.”

  • I don’t know how to dominate you, or do I?

  • 10 wank fantasies to inspire you this Masturbation Month

  • Spanked in the woods – Spanking erotica

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  • What anal sex feels like (in probably too much detail)

  • Desperate – Quickie erotica

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  • Far beyond the yellow sea – piss play erotica

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  • My cunt aches, and this is not a metaphor

  • Girls who wear glasses: sexy as fuck

  • I bet you think this blog is about you

  • Sex machine adventures: Spitroast with a fucking machine

  • Sleepy fucking: a change of plan

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  • Help make more audio porn!

    Turning some of the sexier stories into audio porn makes this site more accessible for people using screenreaders. It also hopefully brings a little joy to those of you who prefer aural stories to the written word. I would love to make more - in higher quality, and with more incredible guest readers like the ones who have already joined in with the project.

    If you'd like to help me make lots more audio porn, please come and support my work on Patreon where you will also get early access to new audio and the chance to request your favourite stories as new audio porn updates.

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  • Audio porn FAQs

    How do you pick which posts to turn into audio porn?

    I go through the most popular filthy stories as measured by Google Analytics, then I give Patreon subscribers the option to choose which they'd like to hear next.

    Can I repost/republish your audio stories on my website?

    No! The copyright to these stories belongs to me, or to the guest writers/readers who originally wrote them. If you are interested in licensing work, get in touch to discuss, and if you'd like to license work from guest writers I am happy to pass your details on to them. Producing audio porn takes time, effort and money. I pay my contributors. Please do not take their work - or mine - for free. You are, however, more than welcome to link to this page or to use short clips (up to 30 seconds) on your own channels, as long as you give a clear credit (with link where possible) back to this page.

    Is that really you reading the stories?

    Yep! A lot of the stories are read aloud by me, in my own dulcet tones. But not all of them! Thanks to some fantastic readers/writers, from December 2019 there will be lots more audio porn going up on this page featuring a range of different voices, as well as erotic audio written by other writers whose work I love. Check out the 'recently recorded' list to see the newest stories, by me and others, and please do comment on and share the ones you enjoy! This site is currently free to use and access, so if you'd like us to keep making more audio porn the best way to ensure that is to share our work, and give us compliments if you really like it. We writers are suckers for compliments.

    When do new audio porn posts go up?

    A new audio porn post should go live once a day or so during December 2019/January 2020 - thanks to the hard work and generous support of other writers and voice artists! Patreon supporters get early access to the new recordings (as well as other stories/updates from behind the scenes), and then when they've had the chance to listen it goes live on the site here. They also get the opportunity to make suggestions for new stories, so if you'd like to help shape what this project looks like in future, do come and join us over there!

    Why are you talking about Patreon so much?

    I'd been wanting to launch the audio porn hub for a really long time, but I kept getting waylaid with contract work, without which I can't pay my bills or buy shoes and food etcetera. I wanted to be able to buy slightly better audio equipment and dedicate solid time every month to doing this well, but because contract work got in the way it kept slipping down my to-do list.

    Asking people to contribute to a Patreon seemed like a good way to get people involved with the project, and also (hopefully!) a sustainable way for me to fund the time it takes to create new posts. In the future, it should hopefully give me enough money that I can pay other people to record audio porn stories too.

    Supporting me on Patreon doesn't have to be an altruistic decision either - you get cool stuff in exchange, from GOTN badges to decisions on the next audio posts, audio readings of my first book, and if you support me at certain levels you can even request a custom story. So if you've ever harboured a desire to hear me talking/writing about a particular thing, supporting this project means I'll make your dreams come true.

    But whether you support me on Patreon or not, know that I'm committed to getting as many sexy stories as possible turned into audio porn, and published here so that everyone can enjoy them. If you do enjoy them, please do share this page, and help me make more filth to unleash on the world.