Audio porn

For ages I’ve wanted to turn some of my sexiest blog posts into audio porn, and I’m really pleased to bring you the first batch of posts at the audio porn hub – click below to listen!

Not only does audio make the site more accessible for people using screenreaders, it also hopefully brings a little joy to those of you who prefer aural stories to the written word. I would love to make more – in higher quality, and with other people reading them too. If you’d like to help me make lots more audio porn, please come and support my work on Patreon where you will also early access to new audio porn posts, free things and the chance to request your favourite stories as new audio porn updates.

  • Guest blog: ruined orgasm (part 2)

  • Fucking in the office

  • Guest blog: ruined orgasm (part 1)

  • Now wash the filthy sex juice off your hands

  • How to have the best orgasm ever (if you are me)

  • That face fucking look

  • A hot threesome story that I’m a little ashamed of

  • Gang bang with a twist: round two

  • Competition – a gang bang with a twist

  • “I want you to hurt me because it makes you hard.”

  • Come in your pants while I think about Crossrail

  • I want you to mouth-fuck me with a Cornetto

  • On swingers clubs

  • The night bus: a sexy story about cuckolding

  • Double penetration with a strap-on and a cock

  • Breath play in the bath: the water is rising

  • Virtual reality porn: a deliciously pervy side effect

  • The way he touched another guy’s dick

  • Jizz: there can never ever be enough

  • Sucking him hard: blow jobs from flaccid to erect

  • Audio porn: now you can hear sexy stories in a dirty voice

  • The wedding night fuck: a NSFW story

  • On fucking stories, and feeling full

  • “Sin” – a dirty sex story inspired by lipstick and @sexblogofsorts

  • On first time pegging

  • On butt plugs

  • Audio porn FAQs

    How do you pick which posts to turn into audio porn?

    I go through the most popular filthy stories as measured by Google Analytics, then I give Patreon subscribers the option to choose which they'd like to hear next.

    Is that really you reading the stories?

    Yep! Hope you enjoy it, and if you're not a fan of my voice/accent/style don't worry - I am hoping that in time I can get other people to lend their voices to the project too, so there'll be a variety here at the audio porn hub.

    When do new audio porn posts go up?

    A new audio porn post should go live once every couple of weeks - Patreon supporters get early access to the new recordings (as well as other stories/updates from behind the scenes), and then when they've had the chance to listen it goes live on the site here.

    Why are you talking about Patreon so much?

    I'd been wanting to launch the audio porn hub for a really long time, but I kept getting waylaid with contract work, without which I can't pay my bills or buy shoes and food etcetera. I wanted to be able to buy slightly better audio equipment and dedicate solid time every month to doing this well, but because contract work got in the way it kept slipping down my to-do list.

    Asking people to contribute to a Patreon seemed like a good way to get people involved with the project, and also (hopefully!) a sustainable way for me to fund the time it takes to create new posts. In the future, it should hopefully give me enough money that I can pay other people to record audio porn stories too.

    Supporting me on Patreon doesn't have to be an altruistic decision either - you get cool stuff in exchange, from GOTN badges to decisions on the next audio posts, and if you support me at certain levels you can even request a custom story. So if you've ever harboured a desire to hear me talking/writing about a particular thing, supporting this project means I'll make your dreams come true.

    But whether you support me on Patreon or not, know that I'm committed to getting as many sexy stories as possible turned into audio porn, and published here so that everyone can enjoy them. If you do enjoy them, please do share this page, and help me make more filth to unleash on the world.