Sometimes people ask me for recommended sex toys, so I’ve created this list. It gives you an overview of the type of products I have in my toy drawer or that I really want, linked through to a product that most closely matches what I own. Some link to my sponsor companies, and others link to affiliate sites so if you buy through these links I’ll get either cash or kudos which helps support my site and keep me writing.

Sex toys I have

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  Atom and Atom Plus cock rings

  The fucking BEST vibrating cock ring ever

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  Ball gag

  Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.

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  Beaded Rabbit

  Literally everything I could want from a rabbit vibrator, gives me nostalgia for my first ever sex toy.

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  Bondage rope

  The boy uses this to tie my ankles to the bedposts. He's good at knots.

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  Bondage tape

  Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.

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  Cock ring - standard

  Bit more power, longer lasting, still good for grinding when I'm on top.

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  Door restraints

  Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.

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  Doxy Die Cast

  Like the Doxy, but more expensive - with silicone head and a fuckload shinier.

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  Doxy Massager

  Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover: worth it.

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  ElectraStim Flick E60

  It makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure and does COOL THINGS to your muscles. Available worldwide via links.

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  ElectraStim Jack Socket

  Fires tingly/sexy electricity through your dick and when I used it a guy jizzed halfway across the room. Available worldwide via links.

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  Fleshlight Flight Pilot

  Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy til the end of time

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  Flogger

  The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.

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  Glass butt plug

  I was so proud of myself the first time I actually got one of these in.

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  Glass dildo

  I didn't think anything could make a Doxy wank even better until I discovered this.

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  Godemiche Ambit dildo

  The most beautiful dildos in the world. Browse all the options - there are LOADS.

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  Godemiche Offbeat Pearlescent

  A toy that treats your penis like royalty YES PLEASE

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  Godemiche Plug B Effulgence Collection

  Hand-poured hand-sculpted glittery butt plugs

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  Lelo Hugo

  Motion-sensitive remote control: it vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.

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  Lelo Ina Wave waterproof rabbit vibrator

  With movement that is apparently inspired by the motion of fingers.

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  Nipple clamps

  Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.

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  Paddle

  Feels great through jeans. Looks cute. Doubles up as a fan if you're too hot in summer.

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  Pretty ankle cuffs

  I love soft, tight leather. Especially when twinned with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.

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  Pulse III solo & duo

  Hands-free dick vibrator

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  Pulse by Hot Octopuss

  Because who the hell doesn't want to wank like Batman?

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  Queen Bee from Hot Octopuss

  Deep and rumbly vibrations from this clitoral stimulator

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  Riding crop

  Stings in a sort-of-good-sort-of-scary way which I like if I'm worked up.

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  Rocks-Off R160

  Obviously mine's purple. But there are loads of others, and if you're looking for a quiet one, this is for you.

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  Spreader bar

  Again, I basically just love this because it's filth. Comes with hand cuffs as well. Bargain.

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  Standard butt plug

  Because it's a useful staple, like having mustard in your cooking cupboard.

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  Strap on

  Ones with harnesses like this make my arse look lovely.

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  Strap-on dildo

  This one's smooth and hard and the perfect shape

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  Svakom Hedy Reuseable Egg Masturbator

  Stretchy and soft penis masturbator

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  Tenga masturbator

  This one lets you control the suction pressure, so facilitates some of the squeeziest hand-jobs I've ever given.

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  The Cowgirl Sex Machine

  Only in my wildest sex dreams have I been so relentlessly fucked by a machine

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  The Don by Doxy

  All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.

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  Vibrating butt plug

  Because guys can feel the buzz against their dick when they're shagging me.

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  Wanking sheath

  Oh look it's another Tenga masturbator - look how beautiful it is! Imagine how it feels on your cock!

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Sex toys I want

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  Brief strapon harness

  Because have you ever seen anything sexier in your whole fucking LIFE?

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  Cock cage thingy

  Texture, tightness, a rock-solid boner: what's not to love?

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  Cock ring - adjustable

  Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.

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  Dick print boxers

  How many dicks is too many? Wait, don't answer that.

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  Fishnet bodystocking

  Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.

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  King Dick jockstrap

  Sheer spandex-blend mesh and also just look at it

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  Tenga flip hole

  Everything they make is so f**king beautiful. And this one comes with buttons.

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  Titus 12-tail whip

  Look at that gorgeous stainless steel handle

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  Titus cock and ball strap

  Smooth, stretchy and totally adjustable

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  Yet Another Tenga

  I know I know I am obsessed with masturbation sheaths. This one's next on my list.

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