GOTN recommended sex toys
Sometimes people ask me for recommended sex toys, so I’ve created this list. It gives you an overview of the type of products I have in my toy drawer or that I really want, linked through to a product that most closely matches what I own. Some link to my sponsor companies, and others link to affiliate sites so if you buy through these links I’ll get either cash or kudos which helps support my site and keep me writing.
Sex toys I have
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Ball gag
Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.
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Beaded Rabbit
Literally everything I could want from a rabbit vibrator, gives me nostalgia for my first ever sex toy.
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Bondage rope
The boy uses this to tie my ankles to the bedposts. He's good at knots.
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Bondage tape
Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.
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Cock ring - standard
Bit more power, longer lasting, still good for grinding when I'm on top.
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Door restraints
Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.
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Doxy Die Cast
Like the Doxy, but more expensive - with silicone head and a fuckload shinier.
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Doxy Massager
Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover: worth it.
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ElectraStim Flick E60
It makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure and does COOL THINGS to your muscles. Available worldwide via links.
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ElectraStim Jack Socket
Fires tingly/sexy electricity through your dick and when I used it a guy jizzed halfway across the room. Available worldwide via links.
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Fleshlight Flight Pilot
Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy til the end of time
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Flogger
The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.
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Glass butt plug
I was so proud of myself the first time I actually got one of these in.
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Glass dildo
I didn't think anything could make a Doxy wank even better until I discovered this.
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Godemiche Ambit dildo
The most beautiful dildos in the world. Browse all the options - there are LOADS.
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Lelo Hugo
Motion-sensitive remote control: it vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.
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Nipple clamps
Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.
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Paddle
Feels great through jeans. Looks cute. Doubles up as a fan if you're too hot in summer.
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Pretty ankle cuffs
I love soft, tight leather. Especially when twinned with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.
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Pulse by Hot Octopuss
Because who the hell doesn't want to wank like Batman?
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Riding crop
Stings in a sort-of-good-sort-of-scary way which I like if I'm worked up.
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Rocks-Off R160
Obviously mine's purple. But there are loads of others, and if you're looking for a quiet one, this is for you.
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Spreader bar
Again, I basically just love this because it's filth. Comes with hand cuffs as well. Bargain.
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Standard butt plug
Because it's a useful staple, like having mustard in your cooking cupboard.
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Strap on
Ones with harnesses like this make my arse look lovely.
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Strap-on dildo
This one's smooth and hard and the perfect shape
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Tenga masturbator
This one lets you control the suction pressure, so facilitates some of the squeeziest hand-jobs I've ever given.
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The Don by Doxy
All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.
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Vibrating butt plug
Because guys can feel the buzz against their dick when they're shagging me.
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Wanking sheath
Oh look it's another Tenga masturbator - look how beautiful it is! Imagine how it feels on your cock!
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Sex toys I want
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Brief strapon harness
Because have you ever seen anything sexier in your whole fucking LIFE?
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Cock cage thingy
Texture, tightness, a rock-solid boner: what's not to love?
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Cock ring - adjustable
Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.
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Fishnet bodystocking
Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.
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Tenga flip hole
Everything they make is so f**king beautiful. And this one comes with buttons.
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Yet Another Tenga
I know I know I am obsessed with masturbation sheaths. This one's next on my list.
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