This page is a combination of my personal faves/recommendations and some fabulous products recommended by Amy of Coffee and Kink. Huge thanks to Amy for sharing some of her fabulous sex toy knowledge! These links are either sponsor companies or affiliates, so if you buy anything through these links you are directly supporting my work, for which I am truly grateful!

If you spot any broken links please feel free to contact me and I’ll either update or remove them!  

Current discount codes:

WhippleTickle – GOTN10 for 10% off

Doxy – GOTN15 for 15% off and free shipping

Godemiche – GOTNSHOP for 10% off

Electrastim – GOTN for 10% off

Lovehoney – GOTN10 for 10% off (both US and UK)

Sex toys I have

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  Atom and Atom Plus Cock Rings

  The fucking BEST vibrating cock ring you'll ever own

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  Basic Strap-On Harness

  Harnesses like this make my arse look lovely.

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  Bondage Boutique Wrist & Ankle Spreader Bar

  Super-simple and sexy spreader bar for instant face-down, ass-up fun!

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  Bondage Rope

  Tie your partner to the bed and have your wicked way with them.

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  Bondage tape

  Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.

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  Clover Nipple Clamps

  Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.

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  Doxy Bullet

  A bullet vibe from the makers of the legendary Doxy Wand!

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  Doxy Butt Plug

  Just the best butt plugs I have ever used, which come in gorgeous packaging. NBD.

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  Doxy Die Cast

  Like the Doxy, but with a silicone head (and a fuckload shinier.)

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  Doxy Die Cast 3R

  The world's greatest wand vibrator... now in miniature, rechargeable form!

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  Doxy Die Cast 3R Rabbit Attachment

  Turn your Doxy 3R into the rabbit vibe of your dreams.

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  Doxy Don

  All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.

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  Doxy Massager Original

  Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover - it's worth it.

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  ElectraStim Jack Socket E-Stim Stroker

  Fires tingly electricity through your dick. When I used it, the guy jizzed halfway across the room.

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  Fetish Fantasy Breathable Ball Gags

  Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.

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  Fleshlight Flight Pilot

  Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy 'til the end of time

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  Flogger

  The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.

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  Godemiche Ambit

  The most beautiful dildo in the world. Browse all the colour and design options - there are LOADS.

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  Godemiche Apex Bi-Pearlescent Collection

  A cross between a butt plug and anal beads.

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  Godemiche Grind Ring

  Slip this textured beauty over a dick or dildo for extra clit stimulation during sex

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  Godemiche Morpheus

  The new and improved take on Godemiche's classic dildo

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  Godemiche Offbeat Pearlescent

  A toy that treats your penis like royalty? YES PLEASE

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  Godemiche Plug B

  Hand-poured, hand-sculpted, colourful butt plugs

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  Heart Paddle

  Feels amazing, even through jeans - and looks mega cute, too!

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  Hot Octopuss AMO

  A powerful little bullet with the perfect contoured shape.

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  Hot Octopuss Kurve

  Incredible dual-motor G-spot vibrator with treble and bass technology.

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  Je Joue Mio Vibrating Cock Ring

  Powerful, long-lasting, and great for grinding when I'm on top.

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  Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager

  Motion-sensitive remote control! It vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.

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  Lelo Ina Wave

  A rabbit vibe inspired by the motion of fingers.

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  Over the Door Restraints

  Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.

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  Pretty Cuffs

  I love soft, tight cuffs. Especially paired with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.

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  Pulse III Solo & Duo

  Hands-free dick vibrator inspired by medical technology

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  Riding Crop

  Stings in a sort-of-good, sort-of-scary way, which I like if I'm worked up.

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  Ruby Glow Blush

  A new and improved version of the amazing ride-on vibrator.

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  The Cowgirl Sex Machine

  Only in my wildest sex dreams have I been so relentlessly fucked by a machine

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Sex toys I want

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  Again and Again Adjustable Cock Ring

  Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.

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  Arcwave Voy Adjustable Stroker

  Adjustable, because all dicks are good dicks!

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  Bliss Pleasure Balm

  Enhance sensitivity and increase clitoral pleasure with just a dab of this magic stuff.

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  Butt Plug Training Kit

  Because it's useful to have several different sizes to choose from.

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  Chastity Cock Cage

  Want ultimate control over your submissive? Take control of their dick and they'll do whatever you say.

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  ElectraStim Flick EM60-E Electro Stimulation Pack

  Makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure, and does cool things to your muscles.

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  ElectraStim KIX Introductory Electro Kit

  Finally, an electro kit for those on a budget - whoo!

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  ElectraStim Silicone Noir 'Explorer' Finger Sleeves

  Take clitoral pleasure to a whole new level with these innovative electro finger sleeves

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  Eroscillator

  It might look a bit like a toothbruth, but this powerful oscillating toy provides clitoral pleasure unlike anything you've ever felt.

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  Fun Factory Volta

  A powerful, rumbly motor and tips that flicker deliciously against your clit.

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  Godemiche V-Plate

  Turn your Grind Ring into a ride-on vibrator.

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  Happy Rabbit Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

  Take the work out of wanking with this toy that does the thrusting for you!

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  Happy Rabbit Wand Vibrator

  Because we all know the vibrating ears are the best thing about a rabbit vibe!

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  Hot Octopuss PleX with Flex

  Incredible prostate stimulator with treble and bass technology for customisable fun

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  Love Not War eco-friendly vibrators

  Cute, powerful, and sustainable to boot? An all-round winner!

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  Lovehoney Desire Wand Vibrator

  Powerful, thudding vibes with a convenient ergonomic handle.

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  Lovehoney Glass Irridescent Anal Beads

  They feel as gorgeous as they look!

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  Lovehoney Juno Music-Activated Vibrating Egg

  Vibe along with your favourite tunes with this innovative toy

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  Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Multicoloured

  Perfect curve, perfect suction cup, playful colour scheme - love it!

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  Lovehoney Power Play Penis Wand Massager

  The classic wand design, adapted for dicks...

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  Lovehoney Sensual Glass Spiral Dildo

  Pro tip: press your wand vibrator against the base of this glass dildo.

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  Lovehoney Sonic Bliss Clitoral Vibrator

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  Lovehoney x Womanizer Pro 40

  A brilliant collaboration from two powerhouse toy makers

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  Lovense Ferri Knicker Vibrator

  A knicker vibe that is actually powerful... and stays in place!

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  Magic Wand Plus

  The original and best, now with a silicone head and variable speed control. (NB: only available in North America.)

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  Njoy Pure Plug

  Weighty, shiny, smooth, and heavy - fabulous!

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  Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

  The ultimate G-spotter. Has been known to induce squirting orgasms.

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  OhMiBod Lumen

  App-controlled plug for shared fun anywhere in the world.

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  Rocks Off Chaiamo

  A powerful and surprisingly quiet basic vibrator, available in both black and burgundy.

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  Rocks Off Knickerbocker Glory

  A rechargeable knicker vibe from the creators of the incredible Ruby Glow.

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  Royal Gems Jewel Vibrators

  Three words: sparkly. as. fuck.

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  Sexy Bodystocking

  Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.

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  Sliquid Water-Based Lube

  Gentle, body-friendly, all-natural, vegan lube.

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  Supreme Sensation Pussy Pump

  For when you want next-level sensitivity.

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  Tenga Egg

  A silky, stretchy masturbation sheath inside a cute and discreet little package.

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  Vixen Outlaw Vixskin Realistic Dildo

  9" of hyper-realistic, dual-density silicone for true size royalty.

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  Wartenberg Pinwheel

  Looks scarier than it is, I promise!

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  We-Vibe Bond

  An app-controlled cock ring so I can pleasure their dick from anywhere in the world.

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  We-Vibe Chorus App Controlled Vibrator

  Added clitoral stimulation during sex, or partnered fun from a distance.

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  We-Vibe Moxie Knicker Vibrator

  Intense but quiet stimulation that you can take anywhere.

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  We-Vibe Tango X

  The world's most powerful and popular bullet vibrator has had a makeover!

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  We-Vibe Touch X

  The classic clitoral vibe is back, and it's better (and more powerful) than ever!

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  Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator

  The original and best Pleasure Air clitoral stimulator is back... and this time it's FANCY!

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  Zumio S

  For those who need seriously intense clitoral stimulation with pinpoint precision.

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