This page is a combination of my personal faves/recommendations and some fabulous products recommended by Amy of Coffee and Kink. Huge thanks to Amy for helping me keep this page updated and sharing some of her fabulous sex toy knowledge! These links are either sponsor companies or affiliates, so if you buy anything through these links you are directly supporting my work, for which I am truly grateful!

Current discount codes:

Doxy – GOTN15 for 15% off and free shipping

SheVibe – GIRLONTHENET for 10% off

Sex toys I have

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  Atom and Atom Plus Cock Rings

  The fucking BEST vibrating cock ring you'll ever own

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  Basic Strap-On Harness

  Harnesses like this make my arse look lovely.

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  Bondage Rope

  Tie your partner to the bed and have your wicked way with them.

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  Bondage tape

  Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.

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  Clover Nipple Clamps

  Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.

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  Doxy Butt Plug

  Just the best butt plugs I have ever used, which come in gorgeous packaging. NBD.

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  Doxy Die Cast

  Like the Doxy, but with a silicone head (and a fuckload shinier.)

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  Doxy Don

  All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.

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  Doxy Massager Original

  Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover - it's worth it.

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  ElectraStim Jack Socket E-Stim Stroker

  Fires tingly electricity through your dick. When I used it, the guy jizzed halfway across the room.

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  Fetish Fantasy Breathable Ball Gags

  Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.

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  Fleshlight Flight Pilot

  Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy 'til the end of time

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  Flogger

  The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.

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  Gläs Mr Swirly Dildo

  Pro tip: press your wand vibrator against the base of this glass dildo.

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  Godemiche Ambit

  The most beautiful dildo in the world. Browse all the colour and design options - there are LOADS.

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  Godemiche Apex Bi-Pearlescent Collection

  A cross between a butt plug and anal beads.

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  Godemiche Off Beat Pearlescent

  A toy that treats your penis like royalty? YES PLEASE

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  Godemiche Plug B Effulgence Collection

  Hand-poured, hand-sculpted, glittery butt plugs

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  Heart Paddle

  Feels amazing, even through jeans - and looks mega cute, too!

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  Je Joue Mio Vibrating Cock Ring

  Powerful, long-lasting, and great for grinding when I'm on top.

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  Lelo Hugo Prostate Massager

  Motion-sensitive remote control! It vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.

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  Lelo Ina Wave

  A rabbit vibe inspired by the motion of fingers.

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  Over the Door Restraints

  Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.

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  Pretty Cuffs

  I love soft, tight cuffs. Especially paired with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.

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  Pulse III Solo & Duo

  Hands-free dick vibrator inspired by medical technology

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  Riding Crop

  Stings in a sort-of-good, sort-of-scary way, which I like if I'm worked up.

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  Sportsheets Spreader Bar

  I basically just love this because it's filth.

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  The Cowgirl Sex Machine

  Only in my wildest sex dreams have I been so relentlessly fucked by a machine

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  The Rabbit Company Beaded Rabbit

  Literally everything I could want from a rabbit vibrator. Gives me nostalgia for my first ever sex toy.

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Sex toys I want

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  Again and Again Adjustable Cock Ring

  Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.

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  Butt Plug Training Kit

  Because it's useful to have several different sizes to choose from.

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  Chastity Cock Cage

  Want ultimate control over your submissive? Take control of their dick and they'll do whatever you say.

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  ElectraStim Flick EM60-E Electro Stimulation Pack

  Makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure, and does cool things to your muscles.

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  Eroscillator

  It might look a bit like a toothbruth, but this powerful oscillating toy provides clitoral pleasure unlike anything you've ever felt.

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  Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe

  Extraordinarily powerful and absurdly affordable!

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  Fun Factory Volta

  A powerful, rumbly motor and tips that flicker deliciously against your clit.

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  Happy Rabbit Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

  Take the work out of wanking with this toy that does the thrusting for you!

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  Magic Wand Plus

  The original and best, now with a silicone head and variable speed control. (NB: only available in North America.)

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  Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

  The ultimate G-spotter. Has been known to induce squirting orgasms.

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  Rocks Off Chaiamo

  A powerful and surprisingly quiet basic vibrator, available in both black and burgundy.

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  Sexy Bodystocking

  Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.

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  Sliquid Water-Based Lube

  Gentle, body-friendly, all-natural, vegan lube.

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  Sportsheets Contour Strap-On Harness Briefs

  Because have you ever seen anything sexier in your entire fucking life?

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  Tenga Egg

  A silky, stretchy masturbation sheath inside a cute and discreet little package.

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  Tenga Flip Hole

  I am obsessed with masturbation sheaths and this one is unbelievably sleek and sexy.

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  Vixen Outlaw Vixskin Realistic Dildo

  9" of hyper-realistic, dual-density silicone for true size royalty.

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  Wartenberg Pinwheel

  Looks scarier than it is, I promise!

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  We-Vibe Chorus App Controlled Vibrator

  Added clitoral stimulation during sex, or partnered fun from a distance.

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  We-Vibe Moxie Knicker Vibrator

  Intense but quiet stimulation that you can take anywhere.

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  We-Vibe Tango X

  The world's most powerful and popular bullet vibrator has had a makeover!

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  Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator

  The original and best Pleasure Air clitoral stimulator is back... and this time it's FANCY!

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  Zumio S

  For those who need seriously intense clitoral stimulation with pinpoint precision.

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