Sometimes people ask me for recommended sex toys, so I’ve created this list. It gives you an overview of the type of products I have in my toy drawer or that I really want, linked through to a product that most closely matches what I own.

If you buy products through this page, I get money and you’re helping to support my site, which is pretty lovely of you. I’ve included discount codes so you can get money off – if any of these stop working please do let me know and I’ll find new ones. 

Discount codes:

UK: TEASEME5 gets you £5 off if you spend £30, PLEASEME15 gets £15 off if you spend £50, THRILLME25 gets you £25 off if you spend £80.

US: ‘GIRLONTHENET’ gets you 10% off your order total.

Sex toys I have

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  Ball gag

  Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.

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  Beaded Rabbit

  Literally everything I could want from a rabbit vibrator, gives me nostalgia for my first ever sex toy.

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  Bondage rope

  The boy uses this to tie my ankles to the bedposts. He's good at knots.

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  Bondage tape

  Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.

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  Cock ring - standard

  Bit more power, longer lasting, still good for grinding when I'm on top.

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  Door restraints

  Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.

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  Doxy Die Cast

  Like the Doxy, but more expensive - with silicone head and a fuckload shinier.

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  Doxy Don

  All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.

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  Doxy Massager

  Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover: worth it.

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  ElectraStim Flick E60

  It makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure and does COOL THINGS to your muscles. Available worldwide via links.

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  ElectraStim Jack Socket

  Fires tingly/sexy electricity through your dick and when I used it a guy jizzed halfway across the room. Available worldwide via links.

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  Fleshlight Flight Pilot

  Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy til the end of time

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  Flogger

  The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.

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  Glass butt plug

  I was so proud of myself the first time I actually got one of these in.

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  Glass dildo

  I didn't think anything could make a Doxy wank even better until I discovered this.

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  Godemiche Ambit dildo

  The most beautiful dildos in the world. Browse all the options - there are LOADS.

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  Lelo Hugo

  Motion-sensitive remote control: it vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.

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  Nipple clamps

  Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.

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  Paddle

  Feels great through jeans. Looks cute. Doubles up as a fan if you're too hot in summer.

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  Pretty ankle cuffs

  I love soft, tight leather. Especially when twinned with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.

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Sex toys I want

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  Brief strapon harness

  Because have you ever seen anything sexier in your whole fucking LIFE?

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  Cock cage thingy

  Texture, tightness, a rock-solid boner, a bit that goes against my clit: what's not to love?

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  Cock ring - adjustable

  Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.

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  Fishnet bodystocking

  Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.

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  Tenga flip hole

  Everything they make is so f**king beautiful. And this one comes with buttons.

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  Yet Another Tenga

  I know I know I am obsessed with masturbation sheaths. This one's next on my list.

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