GOTN recommended sex toys
Sometimes people ask me for recommended sex toys, so I’ve created this list. It gives you an overview of the type of products I have in my toy drawer or that I really want, linked through to a product that most closely matches what I own.
If you buy products through this page, I get money and you’re helping to support my site, which is pretty lovely of you. I’ve included discount codes so you can get money off – if any of these stop working please do let me know and I’ll find new ones.
Discount codes:
UK: TEASEME5 gets you £5 off if you spend £30, PLEASEME15 gets £15 off if you spend £50, THRILLME25 gets you £25 off if you spend £80.
US: ‘GIRLONTHENET’ gets you 10% off your order total.
Sex toys I have
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Ball gag
Dribbling and humiliation and something to bite down on? YES PLEASE.
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Beaded Rabbit
Literally everything I could want from a rabbit vibrator, gives me nostalgia for my first ever sex toy.
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Bondage rope
The boy uses this to tie my ankles to the bedposts. He's good at knots.
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Bondage tape
Good for doing quick dirty stuff, because I'm crap with knots. Purple, always. Obviously.
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Cock ring - standard
Bit more power, longer lasting, still good for grinding when I'm on top.
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Door restraints
Sex against a wall is more fun if I can struggle.
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Doxy Die Cast
Like the Doxy, but more expensive - with silicone head and a fuckload shinier.
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Doxy Don
All the power and thuddiness of Doxy, but in an anal toy that you can sit on while you wank.
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Doxy Massager
Nothing else has ever done such amazing things to my clit. It's pricey, but so is the Mars Rover: worth it.
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ElectraStim Flick E60
It makes your junk electric, provides pain/pleasure and does COOL THINGS to your muscles. Available worldwide via links.
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ElectraStim Jack Socket
Fires tingly/sexy electricity through your dick and when I used it a guy jizzed halfway across the room. Available worldwide via links.
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Fleshlight Flight Pilot
Give me this and a willing dick and I will be happy til the end of time
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Flogger
The best spanking implement, because when you swing you can really put your back into it.
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Glass butt plug
I was so proud of myself the first time I actually got one of these in.
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Glass dildo
I didn't think anything could make a Doxy wank even better until I discovered this.
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Godemiche Ambit dildo
The most beautiful dildos in the world. Browse all the options - there are LOADS.
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Lelo Hugo
Motion-sensitive remote control: it vibrates when he swings his arm to spank me.
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Nipple clamps
Make the wearer hold the chain in their teeth while you wank them to climax. If they like that sort of thing.
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Paddle
Feels great through jeans. Looks cute. Doubles up as a fan if you're too hot in summer.
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Pretty ankle cuffs
I love soft, tight leather. Especially when twinned with an angry, horny dude who is keen to use them.
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Sex toys I want
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Brief strapon harness
Because have you ever seen anything sexier in your whole fucking LIFE?
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Cock cage thingy
Texture, tightness, a rock-solid boner, a bit that goes against my clit: what's not to love?
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Cock ring - adjustable
Because it's good to be flexible. Also because cocks come in a variety of sizes.
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Fishnet bodystocking
Not crotchless, because I want him to tear it open in his eagerness to fuck me.
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Tenga flip hole
Everything they make is so f**king beautiful. And this one comes with buttons.
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Yet Another Tenga
I know I know I am obsessed with masturbation sheaths. This one's next on my list.
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