On-site ads

Advertising costs $300 / £240 / €280 for a 3 month booking which includes on-site ads, sponsor tweets, inclusion in timely gift guides and more. If you book for 6 months or longer you get bonus extras like me writing cool stuff about your products, and other exciting treats.

I understand not everyone has this kind of budget – I’m happy to recommend other bloggers who may offer packages that are more in your price range. All ads will be marked as ‘sponsored’ and nofollow, as per ASA and Google rules.

Ads will be shown in rotation across all pages on the site, including the most high-traffic pages (i.e. the audio porn hub).

Audio advertising

Currently sold out until June 2024 – email me to get on the waiting list though!


My sex toys recommendation page uses affiliate links, based on recommendations from other bloggers. I am not looking to join any new affiliate programmes.

Sponsor posts

I don’t accept sponsored editorial from companies, but I do promote sponsor products in various posts, like this one for Masturbation Month or this one for Christmas 2017 or this one for Valentine’s Day. I also occasionally write about sponsor products, create audio porn of stories about using sponsor dildos, and more. This is partly because it’s more fun for me to write sexy stories than straight up reviews/sponsored content, but mostly it’s because this is the kind of content my readers like. Site sponsors (see above) will automatically be included in the round-up posts. Individual posts negotiable depending on length of sponsorship.

If you email me to ask for a one-off sponsored post, I have to just delete your email I’m afraid – I get so many requests like this I do not have time to reply to all of them.