Girl on the Net

A month or so ago, I abused my power made great use of my platform to post a shout-out on Mastodon for a guest blog that could satisfy one of my long-term curiosities. I wanted to know: what does it feel like to have someone come on your cock? I am, perhaps obviously, fascinated and intrigued by all the different feelings that people with dicks get to experience that I do not, and I figured one of the lovely articulate sex-nerd perverts who followed me might be up for explaining this in detail. And one was! Not just anyone, either: the lovely Starcross, who runs his own blog at Starcross Stories (some of which are available as audio porn too!). His post is so perfect – exactly what I was looking for – that I read it three times before I even started uploading it here to the site. Please enjoy this fabulous explanation of what it feels like to have someone with a vagina come round your cock…

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Writing from the domme perspective is hard. When I’m being submissive, it’s easy to write with a focus on what a dominant guy did to me and how: the words this one growled and the ways he twisted and angled my body so as to best please his own eyes and cock. These hot actions, performed by him, could draw the majority of focus for any given blog post. I know it doesn’t have to be this way – with the dominant as the ‘do-er’ and the submissive as a passive recipient of whatever they choose to do, but it does tend to end up like this quite often. So writing from a subby perspective feels more comfortable to me, because if you focus on someone else when you’re bragging about the sex you had, you can partially hide the fact that you’re bragging in the first place.

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More than once I’ve been asked whether Sundial is coming back. Her incredible guest blog about an intense OTK spanking proved exceptionally popular back in July, so understandably everyone’s itching for another. Well, I have great news: not only is Sundial back with an astonishingly beautiful guest post about a sensual, oil-slicked threesome, but she has also now set up her own sex blog too! Check out the first incredibly hot posts, and subscribe, at GoingDownWithSundial.com, and enjoy more of her breathtaking writing in the threesome erotica below!

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Interrupting the regular schedule of having big wanks and telling you all about my lovely boyfriend to bring you news that a load of my sponsor companies are doing deals for Black Friday, so if you’d like to buy sex toys or other hot things, now’s a good time. Buying through the links here helps to support my site and make it so I can continue bringing you audio porn, sex stories, and occasional rants. Black Friday sex toy deals from sponsors, let’s go…

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What’s more satisfying – making someone laugh, or making them come? Don’t think too hard, just answer the question with your first instinct. Laugh or come? Which is more satisfying? I asked this question a while ago on Mastodon and the results were extremely close. Within a few percent of each other. I found this really surprising: I’d expected it to go a very specific way, with a dramatic win for one side. I’m not even like those people who tried to nitpick the poll by saying ‘why not both?’ (because the whole point of the question is that it’s an either/or, ya bellends, really obviously we’d all go for both if that were an option). Anyway. I expected the poll to go decisively one way, because to me there’s no contest whatsoever.

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