Tag Archives: romance

Oh shit! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day!

Sorry to break it to you, gang, but it’s nearly Valentine’s Day. To those of you smug wankers with ideas and gifts and confidence that your love will enjoy what you’ve already planned, I say ‘piss off.’ This post is for people who only just realised that it’s nearly Valentine’s Day and feeling worried because they might be expected to do/buy something but have absolutely no ideas at all.


Sweet like pineapple nectar – Sweet sex story

This sweet sex story, by sex blogger and podcaster Sherryl Blu, originally appeared on her website.

Damp like a warm flannel
that’s how he made me feel.


Massage you – Sensual erotica

This sensual erotica is by sex blogger and podcaster Sherryl Blu.

The candle was lit…
The wick crackled and the wax melted gently
Dripping slowly down its side in long intentional streaks


Sex challenge Magic: the Gathering

He taps 7 mana to boost a dragon hatchling, flying it over my beasts like they mean nothing. With a wry grin and a look of barely-disguised glee, he puts on a faux-sympathetic voice and tells me: “Looks like that butt plug’s going in your ass.” Sex challenge Magic is the best Magic.


When ‘the one’ becomes ‘my one and only’

If you want to be in a relationship with someone, and you’re keen on the idea of monogamy, my advice for you is to fill your life. Fill it with people who aren’t that other person. Add friends, and hobbies, and Netflix box sets that you greedily devour on your own. Try holidaying on your own, or walking on your own, or going to the pub with a good book for a quick pint on your own. Try having conversations with strangers on the internet about things that interest and excite you. Fill your fucking life.