hellogirlonthenet [at] gmail [dot] com
Get in touch to:
Give me your opinion on the blog: I like getting email – constructive criticism is as welcome as praise. Possibly even more so – I want to get better at doing this.
Ask me to write something for you: I love writing about sex. Like many things in life, I’d enjoy it even more if I could do it for money.
Ask to write something for me: I love guest blogs, and would love to post more of them. Just send me an idea of what you want to write, and I’ll be in touch. If you have a blog of your own, I’ll make sure to do the promotion thing too, so you get lots of delicious web traffic and Google juice.
I should add that I am incredibly busy, and won’t always be able to reply in a timely manner. But if you take the time to get in touch I will endeavour to reply as soon as I can.
Part-time writer, full-time pervert.
Pitty you’re in London as it’s at the oposite end of where I’m at. Hang on that sounds good. Anyway if you’re ever about 400 miles north or your timetable coincides with East Coast train’s then who knows? Keep up the horny work.
I’d love to pop round and give you one up the bum – you sound gorgeous! Email me!
Strap one on for me, I’d love you to give it to me how you describe taking it. 8 inches please!!
Just when I think the internet is getting dull, I come across your site. Not literally – that stuff clogs up the keyboard something rotten. But, *almost* literally. The stories on here are enough to get me hard and horny, even after I’ve already come.
More pictures of you, though – the ones here are great, but don’t go quite far enough. I understand you want to keep your face hidden, but what about your tits? Your arse? Your everything else? We wank when we read this site – let us wank when we look at you, too… :-)
Thank you for the compliments! Am delighted that you like it. Re: more pictures – sorry – the pics on here are the most I want to show. There are loads and loads of other sites where you can see ‘everything else’ but I feel like just showing pictures of my tits takes away from what I’m trying to do here. There are a couple of pictures where I share a bit more, but as a rule my words are far far sexier than my arse. You’d only be disappointed =)
Dear girlonthenet,
I have been browsing for some time, and this must be the most entertaining (and sometimes pretty informative) sex-blog on the next. Nice work. Your language is polished and beautiful and filthy and fucking hot.
Massive shot in the dark, but any chance I can get a private e-mail from a throwaway email account or something?
Because I would love to pick your brain on some of the stuff you say on here…
- WB.
Email address is at the top of this page – I try to reply to as many as possible, so that’s the best place to get me.
Just discovered your blog through a friend. Just cracked one off over that picture of your tits on the contact page. Particularly liked your driving instructor fantasy love to bend you over a car bonnet and pop one in your arse. You’ll be recieving a cock pic at some point. By the way what’s your opinion on circumsied cock?
Thank you – much appreciated! Conveniently, I’ve already written about circumcised cock: http://www.girlonthenet.com/2011/11/05/on-being-circumcised/ But my general opinion as an adult and not as a terrified teenager is that I prefer it uncircumcised, but my preference is relatively insignificant. Pretty much all cock is lovely.
Firstly your blog is awesome. Having a woman write so explicitly about sex I think is liberating for other women and their sexuality. So thanks and keep it up!
Secondly would you be willing to be interviewed or writing something for Xxxtravaganza magazine?
At Xxxtravaganza we want to expose alternative life styles and opinions that perhaps people don’t normally read about, and I think your opinions would fit perfectly with that.
Hope to hear from you,
Kind Regards
Eleanor
Xxxtravaganza.com
p.s. I forgot to add that all writers and interviewees remain anonymous on our site, unless preferred otherwise.
I really like your send me a cock pic feature.
I’d like to send you a pic of mine with a balloon between my legs and my cock sticking out hard and twitching with the skin pulled back.
Hello.
I found you, quite by accident, via Twitter. I genuinely can’t wait for your new blog entries. Some I find horny, some funny, but all are interesting.
I have a question though, based on the “out of your league” blog, amongst others. I am not some freak of nature looks wise but I ain’t Brad or George. I have a decent job, am mobile, healthy (ish) and 41. But I’m also a bit porky and quite shy around ladies. There are loads of ladies I find attractive, in fact, almost all of them in some way or other but I always wonder the best way to approach, especially when I really really fancy them. My “in”, so to speak, is the comedy route which opens me up for the friend thing instead of the hot frantic fucking in the unoccupied meeting room at work or the avenues and alleyways near the local pub.
What do you reckon?
Perhaps you could write a nice 12 point checklist or something….!
Witty, sharp, intelligent – that’s a properly attractive combination :)
Just a note of appreciation for your writings, and the inspiration for the wanks. Think I’m gonna have one right now ;)
I cant see ur email?
Hey there! We just found your blog and we are really enjoying it. Problem is, we don’t know how to “follow” you. There is no button to do so. (Or is there?) Anyhow, if you’d like to wank it to some lovely pics, come on by our blog: mysexlifewithlola dot com.
Would love to hear from you!
Lo & HH
Maybe this is churlish, but sometimes I feel like this blog is pandering to a caricature of my (male) sexuality. Or maybe I only feel that way because of my own political baggage.