Email hellogirlonthenet [at] gmail dot com.


  • Derek says:

    Pitty you’re in London as it’s at the oposite end of where I’m at. Hang on that sounds good. Anyway if you’re ever about 400 miles north or your timetable coincides with East Coast train’s then who knows? Keep up the horny work.

  • Fyodor says:

    I’d love to pop round and give you one up the bum – you sound gorgeous! Email me!

  • Dick Hungus says:

    Strap one on for me, I’d love you to give it to me how you describe taking it. 8 inches please!!

  • Steve Jenkins says:

    Just when I think the internet is getting dull, I come across your site. Not literally – that stuff clogs up the keyboard something rotten. But, *almost* literally. The stories on here are enough to get me hard and horny, even after I’ve already come.

    More pictures of you, though – the ones here are great, but don’t go quite far enough. I understand you want to keep your face hidden, but what about your tits? Your arse? Your everything else? We wank when we read this site – let us wank when we look at you, too… :-)

    • girlonthenet says:

      Thank you for the compliments! Am delighted that you like it. Re: more pictures – sorry – the pics on here are the most I want to show. There are loads and loads of other sites where you can see ‘everything else’ but I feel like just showing pictures of my tits takes away from what I’m trying to do here. There are a couple of pictures where I share a bit more, but as a rule my words are far far sexier than my arse. You’d only be disappointed =)

  • WB says:

    Dear girlonthenet,

    I have been browsing for some time, and this must be the most entertaining (and sometimes pretty informative) sex-blog on the next. Nice work. Your language is polished and beautiful and filthy and fucking hot.
    Massive shot in the dark, but any chance I can get a private e-mail from a throwaway email account or something?
    Because I would love to pick your brain on some of the stuff you say on here…

    – WB.

  • Hen says:

    Just discovered your blog through a friend. Just cracked one off over that picture of your tits on the contact page. Particularly liked your driving instructor fantasy love to bend you over a car bonnet and pop one in your arse. You’ll be recieving a cock pic at some point. By the way what’s your opinion on circumsied cock?

  • Eleanor says:

    Firstly your blog is awesome. Having a woman write so explicitly about sex I think is liberating for other women and their sexuality. So thanks and keep it up!

    Secondly would you be willing to be interviewed or writing something for Xxxtravaganza magazine?

    At Xxxtravaganza we want to expose alternative life styles and opinions that perhaps people don’t normally read about, and I think your opinions would fit perfectly with that.

    Hope to hear from you,

    Kind Regards


    • Eleanor says:

      p.s. I forgot to add that all writers and interviewees remain anonymous on our site, unless preferred otherwise.

  • Chris says:

    I really like your send me a cock pic feature.
    I’d like to send you a pic of mine with a balloon between my legs and my cock sticking out hard and twitching with the skin pulled back.

  • Richard says:

    I found you, quite by accident, via Twitter. I genuinely can’t wait for your new blog entries. Some I find horny, some funny, but all are interesting.
    I have a question though, based on the “out of your league” blog, amongst others. I am not some freak of nature looks wise but I ain’t Brad or George. I have a decent job, am mobile, healthy (ish) and 41. But I’m also a bit porky and quite shy around ladies. There are loads of ladies I find attractive, in fact, almost all of them in some way or other but I always wonder the best way to approach, especially when I really really fancy them. My “in”, so to speak, is the comedy route which opens me up for the friend thing instead of the hot frantic fucking in the unoccupied meeting room at work or the avenues and alleyways near the local pub.
    What do you reckon?
    Perhaps you could write a nice 12 point checklist or something….!

  • BerksBoy says:

    Witty, sharp, intelligent – that’s a properly attractive combination :)

    Just a note of appreciation for your writings, and the inspiration for the wanks. Think I’m gonna have one right now ;)

  • Zack. says:

    I cant see ur email?

  • H.H. says:

    Hey there! We just found your blog and we are really enjoying it. Problem is, we don’t know how to “follow” you. There is no button to do so. (Or is there?) Anyhow, if you’d like to wank it to some lovely pics, come on by our blog: mysexlifewithlola dot com.

    Would love to hear from you!

    Lo & HH

  • M.W. Ross says:

    Maybe this is churlish, but sometimes I feel like this blog is pandering to a caricature of my (male) sexuality. Or maybe I only feel that way because of my own political baggage.

    • Azkyroth says:

      Speaking of political baggage, what makes you so sure it’s pandering to any sort of male sexuality rather than the author enjoying and expressing herself? :/

  • robby says:

    Hi there . Love your work ….. but what do you think of bi guys ? Having had a few 3 somes (really hot ) just wondered what you think ..

  • out of ideas says:

    Dear Girl on the Net,

    As a regular reader of your blog and a huge fan, I’d like some advice, if you’ve got the time.
    I had a biopsy taken from my cervix, part of cervical screening, etc; but the upshot is, no sex for a week. Terrible timing, because my boyfriend and I have a four day weekend together starting tomorrow.
    While blowjobs and general making out is great, how in the world do we keep it interesting in bed for four whole days? Any ideas?

    • Girl on the net says:

      Damn, sorry I’m late to this. The no sex rule sucks, but I think I’d probably crack out the old favourites: mutual wanking (or just one of you watching the other one wank, which I find *exceptionally* hot, as long as I’m the watcher), loads of oral, and some orgasm-denial. In fact, orgasm-denial is one of my favourite things in these situations, because you know – *know* – that when things are over there’s going to be a spectacular and satisfying orgasmsplosion. Have a great weekend!

  • Konrad says:

    20 year old male virgin here, stumbled on your site by mistake. Bookmarked, very well written website, I find articulacy to be one of the more attractive qualities in a woman.

  • C says:

    I’ve just been reading your “send me a video of you wanking” thing. I’m a 21 year old that is able to cum without touching myself, I really wanted to video this for you but being consciously aware of the camera made it too hard to perform.

  • ian says:

    do you like circumcised guys? also do you ever let a guy come inside you on a first date?

    • Girl on the net says:

      Yes to the first, ‘hell no’ to the second. I’d be suspicious of anyone who asked to do that, tbh – it’s incredibly risky.

  • Philip says:

    Strange ideas we get as we grow up.
    Sep 04
    On #TweetYourTeenageSelf

    You started shaving your cunt to look grown up….
    In case somebody talked you into taking off your knickers thinking you were a child and would then, on seeing no hair, come to the shocking realisation of having dealings with a grown-up instead.


    • Girl on the net says:

      I know – I can assure you that the irony was not lost at the time =) Think I just saw that there’d be a few years between starting to grow pubes and starting to realise I had to get rid of them!

  • Richie says:

    Hi GOTN.
    Just thought I would let you know that I bought your book on my kindle. I’ve finished it and it was brilliant. You sound fantastic, in all sorts of ways! I have to say I think your outlook on life is brilliant and your willingness to not be a dullard is inspiring. To me anyway (and I’m a bit of a dullard) !

    I hope you’ve sold lots of copies and made a few quid. Please use how ever many pence you get from mine to buy yourself a drink. If there’s a shortfall, let me know and I’ll send you the difference!

    Really enjoyed it. Take care and I hope whatever you are looking for, and however regularly, you find it!


    • Girl on the net says:

      Thank you so much! It’s always lovely to hear that people enjoy it! I will most certainly buy a pint or two to celebrate – this, I assure you, has nothing to do with the fact that I usually get trollied on fridays anyway =) I have sold a few copies, although I am sadly not yet a millionaire – from what I hear it’s relatively unusual for authors to make halfway decent money, which is why we hear so much about the ones who do!

      If you have time, and you haven’t already, I would really love for you to review the book on Amazon. If you don’t have time then no worries at all, and if you already have then thank you! It’s hard to keep track of who has reviewed and who hasn’t. Anyway – many thanks again for saying lovely things about my book.


      • Richie says:

        I’ve reviewed you. I even gave you five stars! I just wish I could have won the describe your orgasm contest. I suppose I at least made the short list!

        • Girl on the net says:

          Thank you so much! I’ve just seen the most recent review – very flattered, and so pleased that you enjoyed it! And don’t be disheartened – the orgasm competition was a very close-run thing, and it was impressive getting into the final five =)

  • john says:

    I saw on a post a while ago you talking about guys sending you cock pics. Is that still something you would like?

  • Blacktool86 says:

    how would you describe getting drilled by an 8 incher who is also 6″ thick

  • tony says:

    I’d love to show you mine, after reading your articles, it seems like the right thing to do.

  • yeah says:

    Just if your ever interested give me a reply If your up for say being flashed my cock in a very public place. comment back if interested.
    your blog made my dick so hard.

  • Bill says:

    I only recently discovered your blog. I had googled “throatfucking” (my most favorite thing to have done to me) and your blog came (sic) up. I don’t often meet people who share my feelings on this subject. In fact I’ve never actually spoken to another person face to face who will admit to enjoying this experience (being on the receiving end) the way that I do. Naturally this led to reading a few of your other entries. I like your honesty and your style and I like that you’re a pervert like me. Keep up the good work!

  • Slow Hand says:

    I find it difficult to find women who simply want orgasms, my style. Tell me what is wrong with my approach which is —
    How long since you have had quality oral with 2 finger G spot massage for as LONG as you wanted it? FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT IT – I do not stop when you cum. I do not stop if I cum. We may take a short break but I give you quality oral until YOU tell me you have had enough. No obligation or
    reciprocation required (means you should not feel obligated to suck me or fuck me.) Just enjoy what I do for you with passion for giving. I will gladly give you all the foreplay you want (with or without the SEX) as I want only what you want to do. White experienced male for YOU! FOR AS LONG

  • Leadshoes says:

    Just loving your book at the moment. Halfway through and it’s excellent! Well written, intelligent, witty, horny, honest and sad.


  • Leeroy says:

    Recently started reading your blog and been ripping through your book I just started it last night. I just can’t seem to put it down (well apart to relieve some built up tension).

    Thank you so much for writing it, keep up the great work!

  • Stu says:

    Very impressed. Consider me a new fan from across the pond. Cheers!

  • Rob says:

    Would you be able to say something about if you ever had a closer relationship with your clients (more than provider-client business contact), how did it turn out and your thoughts about this kind of relationship.

  • Rob says:

    I mean having stronger feelings than on a money-paying business relationship with customers (clients); or even becoming friends with or to the extreme of falling in love with any of them.

    • Girl on the net says:

      I’m not a sex worker – none of the people I fuck are clients. I have a lot of respect for people who do this, I’m just not sure what gave you the idea I was one.

  • m says:

    I really want to meet you

  • wei says:


    I do admire your guts to go for everything that goes against you. Its like you have attain real freedom. I do wish to get part of your sex life but I’m too rational. I have thought about the consequences too much. I do end up with nothing or really small something. You do deserve the good things you have because you have dared to go through difficulties. Kudos to you

  • James de Siun says:

    OMFG – I love your book. Bought it off Amazon last night. dick head now red-raw. I have ejaculated over & over thinking about you. I don’t know you. But I wish I did. Keep up the good work.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Why thank you =) very glad you enjoyed it so heartily – please do tell all your mates how great it is and, if you have time, I’d very much appreciate an Amazon review! X

      • James de Siun says:

        Sure. But perhaps not the one I just left for you above. I absolutely adore you. When I was younger I was a male version of you. I relate to you totally. Keep up the good work.

  • nick says:

    I just wonder … the innocent(ish) youngster at the start of your book, what would she feel if she could read to the end of it? Awestruck? Fascinated? Inspired? Aroused? Appalled? Traumatised? Would you let her read it?

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hehe – probably a mix of all those things to a certain extent, I should think. I definitely wouldn’t let her read it, if only because it would spoil the surprise about all the fun she’d get to have. I guess there are a few things in that book which, if you’d told me they were going to happen, I’d actively have tried to avoid (mainly to do with heartbreak-type-stuff). But then I’d have missed out on loads of other fun.

  • A says:

    I came on this site after I read about it in Glamour. As someone already said, as a female it’s nice to have a site where a woman talks openly (and responsibly) about sex. I have some pretty kinky fantasies that I don’t really know how to handle and it’s good to know that other women sometimes have them too and that it doesn’t make me a bad person.

  • K. says:

    Hello! You’re my inspiration. Could you write a post giving some pointers on sex writing? My blog is a personal blog but I would like more topics to write about. Any advice?

    Thank you.


    • Girl on the net says:

      Good question – I’ll have a think! Thank you for being lovely about my blog =) I wrote an email to someone recently giving them some advice on setting up a sex blog etc, and was planning on turning it into a blog post at some point. If you want stuff immediately, drop me an email and I’ll see what I can do, otherwise keep an eye on the blog and I’ll try to do a ‘sex writing tips’ post at some point soon x

  • brendan says:

    could i send you a picture of my cock and you tell me what you think?

  • images says:

    I’m battling with a husband who is over scheduled. The time he has for me is usually the time he is exhausted. He is asleep on the couch or within 30 seconds of getting into bed. I’m mostly understanding of this, I don’t work and haven’t for 20 years so I don’t feel like I can tell him he has to stay awake to fuck me. Lately it’s been a need for me and i could fuck
    every morning and night.

    ANY advice for me? I’m sure I’m not the only girl feeling this way as we age. I’m older than you but maybe you have suggestions? Unfortunately date nights are not always schedu-able and his times are work or coaching related… I’m sad.

    • Foxy x says:

      Hi sorry I know it’s prob not my place but saw your comment.. Have you tried dressing up when he gets home that sort of thing? Teasing him with pics to his phone through out the day of places you want him to touch and maybe things you what him to use on you.. oils, handcuffs that’s sort of things stuff that get him going so when he leaves work he’s got a hard on to get home ASAP?

  • Moe says:

    Fuck, I’d fly to London just to meet you one, everything you say is a turn on!! I found out your in London because of a comment I read, please email so we get in touch :) I’m so happy I randomly found this blog yet love it!!!

  • Moe says:

    I forgot to say hello lol :)

  • Ray F says:

    Dear Girl On The Net…

    So you would actually write to me? I am honored to ask, yes please. I may never get pegged in reality, but I can fantasize. I would willingly take it up my ass.if we ever met. Please write to me at [redacted] and tell me what you would do to me.

    I will reciprocate by writing a story about us.

  • Hafiz mesh says:

    Hi we’re this cinema located in SoHo u show me pls,let’s meet also

  • Hafiz mesh says:

    Hi.lets meet.img from.London,show me the cinema as we’ll

  • Josh says:

    Hi, I’ve just found your website…I like the way you express yourself. I’m busy getting my girlfriend of a few years to not be shy about what she wants done to her or wants to do. So a work in progress that your writing might hp with.

  • David says:

    I like this woman she’s not so stupid about what she wants unlike a lot of women hide the fact that they like fat guys and she even tells you why

  • Andrew says:

    I read your book on holiday. I was a bit disappointed that there wasn’t anything that I thought was a kink too far, but it was a fun read.
    The only thing I take issue with this ‘number whatever’ with the big cock. You thought he was disinterested, but maybe he thought he was just being passed around between girls as a curiosity. You probably just needed to get to know him better.
    (Not a great idea to read it on the beach.)

    • Girl on the net says:

      Thanks for the feedback. Not entirely sure why you thought that guy was being passed around – I was the only one who fucked him. As for a kink too far, well… my kinks are my kinks =) Thanks for reading it!

  • Grahamldlw says:

    Very hot posts, glad you love the programmers it’s nice we are still appreciated, shame about the Python though :P

  • Great blog! The note to your Mum made me laugh out loud! x

  • rachael webb says:

    I need advice, can’t seem to get in the mood anymore, can’t seem to satisfy myself either… any suggestions,I’ve never used any of this stuff and I’m kinda nervous. What do I do?

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hi there. I’ve removed the url from your comment. From your email address it looks like you’re a real person, but then your link goes directly to a sex toy website, so it’s hard to distinguish it from spam. If you want to link to something specific please could you do it in the body of the comment? Otherwise short comments with specific links like that get caught up in my spam filters. As for advice, I’d recommend that if you’re thinking of trying sex toys, you pick one or two that really take your fancy and give yourself an evening of chill time where you can play and experiment however you like. Best of luck.

  • Marie lantrip says:

    I will try and make this quick :) but I was researching on creating my own blog and came across your page. After much reading I thought I would ask about guest blogging or just seeing what you think about what I want to blog. I’m 35 years old and I was married at the age of 17 for 16 years and have two kids. I’ve been separated from my ex about 4 years and have been dating my fiancé a little over a year. People can judge this statement all they want but he is my meant to be. I want to blog about ‘Sexually being set free”. Going from an ex husband whom I couldn’t stand touch me, it taking 2 years into our marriage before he could make me cum. No sexual interest and therefore no sexual experience. I want to write about the men I slept with after my separation and how after two years came to the conclusion all men sucked in bed and I would never find what I wanted. Then, when I was about to give up I met McCord, the first night we were together he had me pinned up against the wall by my throat kissing me! He said his thoughts were, she will either love it or run lol. My thoughts were ” FINALLY! thank God”! I’d like to add, after my separation I was on a mission to give amazing blow jobs, I watched porn and read all kinds of articles but when it came to the men I was sleeping with I really wasn’t that interested in going there. Back to McCord, I’d like to share our amazing sexual adventure, him taking this shy (in bed) naive girl and releasing and fulfilling her deepest sexual fantasies. From me freaking out when I discovered I was a squirter to our first sex toys. My personal experience of learning how to give a damn good blow job and getting to learn the benefits of a mans prostate. I want to encourage other women to truly explore and their bodies and try new things. I know your busy but I would love to hear your thoughts. Thank you for your time

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hi Marie – thanks for getting in touch, and good luck with your sex blogging! It sounds like you have a lot of great material for a sex blog! If you’re just starting out, I have a bit of advice here on how to start a sex blog as well as links to some other great people who have put together advice guides too. please do read and if you have any other questions then I’m happy to help out! In terms of guest blogging, I’m well up for guest blogs! As a general rule the ones that tend to do best are the ones with an interesting perspective or a sexy story – and it sounds like you have them by the bucketload =) Check out the guest blog page: and send me a quick overview of what you’d like to blog about, and we can sort it out. if you’re looking to set up your own blog, I’d recommend doing a guest blog after you’ve got everything set up – that way when it goes live you can start building regular readers.