Ever fancied being lubed up with warm oil and sliding around with a crowd of similarly oily strangers? You will almost certainly enjoy this week’s guest blog! I’m delighted to welcome PJA Woode this week – he’s a fellow sex writer who contributes fabulous erotic fiction to the porn site FrolicMe, but today he’s here to share a real life experience. After listening to the interview with Tabitha Rayne in which she and I talked about craving stories written by men that show emotional vulnerability, he offered a story about overcoming his own feelings of shyness to attend his first liquid orgy. What follows is both sweet and deliciously slippery…

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Recently someone on BlueSky asked ‘would 20 year old you be impressed or disappointed by who you are today?’. My immediate response was ‘both, in spades’. There’d be certain things about my life that she’d be wildly impressed by, others that might cause significant disappointment. But you don’t have to take my word for it, let’s ask her ourselves. Hop into my TARDIS and let’s go visit The Commercial Rooms – a sticky-carpeted Wetherspoons in Bristol city centre – in the year 2004. If I know this bitch (and I do), she’ll be somewhere in there drinking double vodka RedBulls, chain-smoking cigarettes and yearning for a boy we’ll call Adam.

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John Lewis have released their ad, Tesco is full of chocolate advent calendars, and Russell Brand is off to jail. It must be Christmas! Time to show you all the gorgeous – and subtly smutty – card that Stuart has drawn this year, and explain how you can get one.

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Listen up, fans of interesting sex challenges. This week’s guest blogger has a kickass idea for you. He’s written some fabulous guest blogs here before, including a delightful piece about where he wears his wedding ring, what a prostate orgasm feels like, and his quest for the perfect butt plug. So I’m delighted to welcome him back today to mark the start of a fun sex challenge he’s set himself for the month of November. And no, it is definitely not the one you’re thinking of…

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Content note: suicidal ideation, suicide planning and other extremely dark themes. Please do not read if this is likely to distress you. Check out some of the past Halloween erotica instead – in the past I’ve done a vampire, a werewolf, a succubus, a siren, a reanimated corpse and even the monster that lives under your bed. This time, I thought I’d have a go at writing a ghost story. As I say, there are very dark suicidal themes here, so please don’t read on if you’re not in the headspace for that. Any sexy stuff that happens is fully consensual, though it might be the only part that is.

I’m not dead: that’s the first thing you need to know. Don’t expect a twist ending where you shudder over my demise. That’s not to say I won’t come close: I have welcomed death. In fact, I fell so deeply in love with death that I almost embraced it forever. The second thing you need to know is that in the end, love will save me.

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