As a shameless fan of men, one of the things I look forward to about summer is seeing so many of them out and about slutting it up. Shorts, vest tops, lovely bald heads slathered in sunscreen… you know the drill. I consider it not just my pleasure but my moral duty to occasionally objectify men, so that dudes can experience themselves through the eyes of a woman who is red hot for what they’ve got. Let us begin.

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Yes, of course, we should all move on and away from those who have done us harm or with whom we’ve realised longer relationships won’t work out. But sometimes there’s no substitute for fucking someone who knows you really well – your body, your kinks, the things that make you squirm and come. I think today’s guest blogger and I are similar in this regard. The fabulous LM is back with another incredibly hot blog post about fucking her ex – this time with a selection of kinky acoutrements, at least one of which I never realised could be applied in such a sexy context. Please give her a really warm welcome, and check out some of her other incredible guest blogs by following the links in the post!

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Do you have a website where you post erotic stories? Would you like to turn some of those stories into audio porn? I’d love to hear from you! Erotic writers, sex bloggers, anyone who writes smut: I’ll pay a license fee to adapt your work into audio porn, and give you a widget to embed those stories on your own site, which makes your erotica more accessible and also gives your site some extra sexy content. Interested? Read on…

This post originally went up during last round of commissioning, but I’m republishing in July 2026 ready for the next round – some details have slightly changed so please do read carefully before submitting! Important info up top: the deadline for this is 1st August 2026.

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Heat wave daydream time: everything’s melting, including my brain, and there’s very little I can do to conjure blog ideas when I’m sitting in my knickers sweating soup. But yesterday just as I lay down in bed, I had a very powerful horny image. Instead of trying to write that into a proper blog post, I’m just going to write a string-of-consciousness story prompted by that flash-frame idea: him stopping me in the hallway, making me face the wall and arch my back, yanking down my shorts and knickers then roughly lubing me up to get fucked in the ass.

This is a fantasy, it’s very consensual, and in fact it’s at the more consensual end of things I tend to wank about. But the first half has notes of dubious consent so don’t read on if that’s likely to distress you. Also contains: butt plugs, threats of anal as punishment, fetishisation of thick cocks. 

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Today’s incredible guest blog is a long read, so make sure you’re sitting comfortably – with a sex toy of your choice if you’re in the mood – and let yourself fall into this intense and adrenaline-pumping fantasy. We’ve talked here before about risky sex and the way that fear can heighten a sexual mood, but I reckon the author of this piece – J K Mill (@jkmill on BlueSky)- has raised the stakes to heights that no one’s written about on the blog before (I mean this in a very literal way). So settle in for a piece of erotic fiction about climbing, and fucking, which ends on the most searingly memorable mental image I’ve been given in a very long time…

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