Tag Archives: fucking machine

ETO Show 2019: Friends, fun and fuck machines

Few things would induce me to haul my hungover arse out of bed and all the way to Coventry first thing on a Sunday morning, but the ETO Show is one of them. It’s a trade show, hosted by the lovely people of ETO Magazine (subscribe on the website to get physical copies or register to read it free online), at which a bunch of sex industry companies gather to show off their wares, and cheeky fucks like me pop in to have a nose at all the latest genital gadgets. Here are some select highlights from this year’s show, including a fuck machine that I am desperate to have a go on, and a bunch of sex toys that you lot can win.

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Audio porn: Threesome with a fucking machine

A while ago, the lovely folks over at Doxy commissioned me to write a couple of erotic stories. This is an extract from the first one, complete with audio porn of the full story, and it’s all about a girl who goes hunting for a guy to help her realise her dream: having a threesome with a dude and a fucking machine.

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Guest blog: Her first fucking machine experience

I can barely contain my excitement today because not only do I have the amazing @JoannesReviews as a guest, she’s written a post on one of her expert subjects – fucking machines! If you’re not yet familiar with Joanne’s work, please go and check out her amazing blog where she reviews all manner of sex toys including e-stim, fucking machines and more. Today she’s sharing a sexy real-life story about topping sub ‘r’, and guiding her on her first fucking machine experience…

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