On what is about to happen

Image by the brilliant Stuart F Taylor

I’m sitting on the sofa next to a boy who is playing Halo 4 on the Xbox. This is almost the best way to spend a Sunday. I write, he stares in deep concentration at the TV, running his fingers quickly over the controls, occasionally murmuring ‘shit’ or ‘motherfucker.’ It’s fantastic -relaxing and horny at the same time. But it’s not quite as good as what’s about to happen.

Because there’s only so long I can watch a horny, hot, angry video-game-playing guy before I want – no need – to touch him. Why?

Ahem.

Hands are deeply sexy

I love guys’ hands, especially when they’re strong and smooth – bigger than mine, with thick fingers that I can’t help but imagine squeezing my tits. Or, even better, grabbing my arse from behind, with a couple of fingers digging through the fabric of my knickers to roughly rub at my cunt.

Video games involve a hell of a lot of hand movement – jabbing buttons, tweaking joysticks, occasionally grabbing at his crotch during a pause in on-screen activity. Watching these quick hand movements is far more entertaining and mesmerising than the game itself.

Passion and nerdery

When someone’s playing a computer game, they’re totally engrossed not just in the skill of the game but in the drama unfolding. I’ve known hot, Xbox-playing guys who at points seem as if they genuinely fear for their lives.

“Don’t talk to me now, my shields are down. I’m nearly done for. And I don’t want to go back to the save point.”

It’s a blood-pumping, adrenalin-squirting emotional rollercoaster. And naturally this makes me want to frot eagerly against it.

Don’t mind me

Video games don’t at any point involve me. One of my favourite fantasies involves a guy (or sometimes more. OK, usually more) fucking me casually, like they don’t care. Like all they want is to empty themselves, get some relief, then move onto something else. They’re not concentrating on me, because I am unimportant.

And just as I love it when I’m the sole focus of a guy’s attention, when he cares about nothing more than tearing a hole in the back of my fishnets and shoving my knickers to one side so he can give me a quick, hard, functional fuck in the ass, equally I like it when my lust is little more than a distraction to him.

I love sucking boys off while they play Xbox. I like being simply a distraction – a nice thing for him to have, an extra sensory pleasantry that is ultimately less important than completing the game.

In 5, 4, 3…

So what’s going to happen next? I’m going to ask, in as humble and calm a way as possible, if he wouldn’t mind me sucking his cock. He’ll sit back a little further but ultimately make no real effort to help me as I unzip his trousers, pull out his dick, and start gently sucking at the head. If I’m lucky, he’ll rest the controller on the back of my head and add a bit of pressure, forcing my head further down onto his dick.

And he’ll keep playing. With the same dark concentration and the same quick hand movements, he’ll keep playing. As I lick and suck and squeeze and feel him growing harder and harder in my mouth, he’ll keep playing the game.

I’ll be on my knees, my head at an awkward angle, trying not to disturb him too much as he continues on whatever mission he’s on. He’ll keep murmuring ‘shit’ when he fucks up, but every now and then he’ll let out a shallow moan or grunt, deep in the back of his throat, and his cock will twitch in my mouth.

And I’ll squeeze my thighs together, and angle myself so that the crotch of my jeans sits tight up against my clit. And I’ll tremble and get slick as I suck his dick harder, with quick head movements, relishing the taste of him and the pressure against the back of my throat.

As he gets closer to coming it’ll be harder for him to play, but he’ll keep on going anyway. Shooting things, occasionally fucking up, but always with his eyes locked solidly on the screen. If he’s lucky he won’t have to return to a save point. And if I’m lucky he’ll break concentration – just for a moment – to give one final grunt, push his cock a little deeper, and shoot hot, angry spunk right down the back of my throat.

Does anyone know when Halo 5 is due out?

 

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35 Comments

  • Szwagier says:

    just the thought worked for me.

  • J says:

    “Like all they want is to empty themselves, get some relief, then move onto something else.”

    This. Oh my gosh, yes, sometimes, that is the EXACT thing I want too!

  • N. Likes says:

    I’d take up Halo for this.

  • Be brave says:

    I recently sent a different post to a boy I liked and it certainly had the desired effect. You should try it.

  • MR says:

    Never going to be able to play Halo 4 without thinking about this now. So hot!

  • Ash says:

    I once had a girl suck me off while I was engaged in a major NBA 2K13 session.

    I didn’t lose another game that night.

  • Chillibeer says:

    ‘One of my favourite fantasies involves a guy (or sometimes more. OK, usually more) fucking me casually, like they don’t care’.

    I love the fantasy of watching you being used over and over again so casually by a number of men in each of your holes until you’ve serviced them all. Then it’s my turn…..

  • I don’t like the Halo series (or any FPSs, really), having always been a platformer boy – with the occasional foray into RPGs (and I’m not sure getting a blowjob mid-Zelda is particularly appropriate) – but I’ve had my back massaged while playing Super Mario World. It’s not quite the same, but it was still very pleasant nonetheless.

  • UpsidedownM says:

    Although not exactly the same there are few things that make me feel more masculine than my lady on the end of my cock while I watch the football.

    Ladies who that desperately want cock in their mouth are, to borrow a game phrase, for the win.

    Top post cocksucker!

  • Imogen says:

    Oooh yes. I love this. Most of the time I very much need to be the focus of the guy’s attention when doing sexy things, but sometimes… just sometimes… being reduced to just a hole is just so. fucking. perfect.

    It makes me think of a little while ago, I was chilling on the sofa with my husband watching Family Guy while he lazily fingered me. So casually, never taking his eyes off the TV, like i was just something to occupy his hand with while I writhed and tried to push harder against his hand. So good.

    Another hot-as-fuck blog from you, GOTN. Love it.

  • Simone says:

    A friend recently told me she read about a computer game that is connected to a vibrating egg, which leads to the image of the guy playing the game like there’s no tomorrow, in order to please the girl that has the egg insterted. Of course my friend cannot remember the name of the game any more, and it’s nowhere to be found on the internet. Urban myth?

  • M says:

    Holy, hot, hell.

    Get here. Now.

  • Nuthing says:

    I came

  • kaylee says:

    definitely love doing this. i love seeing him get more and more distracted and making more and more moans and noises until he finally pauses or shuts the game off completely. then it’s really game time.

  • Dog king says:

    Oh yeahhhh my weekend babe does this, but not too often. It’s my absolute favourite way to get a blowjob, even better than getting it in public. After a mission or two I just can’t take it anymore. I pause the game and fuck her brains out, sometimes with her panties still on. Then we go out for a while, maybe fuck again somewhere else. Come back smoke weed, repeat.

    Getting preoccupied head is like a slingshot into some animalistic sex. Good fohkin times.

  • Brandon says:

    This is always something I fantasize about, but sadly have never had anyone interested in doing for me. My wife has no interest in watching me play games. So it’ll keep being a fantasy.

  • Melanie says:

    So glad I’m not the only one… I like to see how long he can pretend to concentrate for before he has to pause the game, pin me down, and push into my soaking pussy just to come.

  • Random Person says:

    Wow. If this isn’t the epitome of entitlement I don’t know what is. Biggest turn off ever.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Whose entitlement, exactly? Because I thought it was just a fun, hot story about a fun, hot thing that I like to do.

  • joshua says:

    This was amazing. I remembered my ex used to do this while I played skyrim because I didnt want the distraction to affect my halo scores hahaha. But it was a shit ton of fun. Some of the best times we had were spending the whole.weekend having sex playing minecraft and working on her car. Thanks.

    Ps. I came. Couldnt even read the whole thing through beforehand. This deserves a round of applause.

  • Sarah says:

    Yeah. If I had to restrict my sexual activity to just one thing, it would be sucking cock. Honestly. Throw in some ball sucking and rimming, and I’m the happiest girl alive. I prefer it when I’m kneeling against something, so he can push into me and my head can’t go any further back…. But still.

    My husband is about to have a Skype call from his boss… You’ve just inspired me.

    PS Is one of the worst things about writing this blog some of the creepy, ever-so-slightly rapey comments? I’ve seen some stonkers already. Yikes.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Mmm… the head pushing thing? Definitely!

      And yes – it’s a bit depressing. You should see my email inbox =/

  • nzrubber says:

    Looks like you’ve still got another year to wait for Halo 5 (aka Halo 5: Guardians).

  • Dee Cee says:

    Just sent this to my OH. I play games, not him… I’m not sure how long I will be able to concentrate for, but I shall report back :)

  • rich says:

    this was totally written by a dude

  • I love this! Whilst he is occupied with the TV or PS4, I love teasing and going down on Mr. Monkey.

    It’s a massive tease, knowing how HARD he is having to concentrate on whatever he is doing, whilst I am having my way with him :)

  • Lisa says:

    My man is a pianist….watching him play – especially songs he’s written/writing about me or us – drives me crazy….! His fingering skills are perfect… . ;-)

  • J says:

    Hi Girl on the net
    Your blog is fantastic on many levels :)
    Talking of video games- and as you are a sex toy reviewer- seen this? How to set new world records on vintage VGs using a Hitachi…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWpHDqFwgC4

  • Bee says:

    ‪I love the idea of this but if there’s an Xbox involved the controller will be in my hand. Any other being ignored scen‬ario and I’d be all over it, or possibly all under it depending what’s required of me!

    Also whilst hands per se don’t do anything for me, gamers are a-ma-zing with their hands, maybe it’s because they’re used to all those knobs, buttons and know when a fast move is required!

  • Gingerpett says:

    I love this feeling too!
    I love having my humanity ignored and being entirely functional. There’s something about being nothing more than a useful hole and pleasant sensation on his dick – it’s so relaxing. I don’t have to think. There’s no attention on me. I just have to service.
    Love this. Thank you.

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