I am becoming a little bit uncomfortable with my apparent lack of sexual accessories. There are some things you can’t really do without the equipment: pegging is tricky without the strap-on, you’d either end up humping lacklustrely at a rather … Read More
It is categorically none of my business what you stick in your cunt. As long as it is a) not going to cause you (or anyone else) damage and b) not something which you have stolen from my house, then … Read More
Every now and then my blogging muse deserts me, and I turn to Twitter for suggestions on what I should write about. Most people, given the season, suggested a 2012 round-up – my best moments of 2012, or something similar. … Read More
Sex isn’t always hearts, flowers, champagne and sky-high orgasms. To be honest sometimes it’s not even hot fumbling, high fives and a faceful of spunk. Often what might have been an excellent fuck is ruined by one of the two … Read More
Knickers are well boring, right? You just want to get them off a girl quickly so you can have your wickedly exciting way with her, yeah? No. Of course not. Knickers are a functional piece of clothing, and they can … Read More
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