Tits, face, arse, stomach… what are the best places to jizz?

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I once got a text from a boy that just read: “When I see you on Friday can I come in your hair and/or eyes?” Brilliant. Not specifically the places, but the fact that he wanted it so badly. He had a thing for mess. Remembering this got me thinking about being covered in spunk, and the best places to jizz…

Although there’s no feeling in the world better than that of a man coming deep inside you, in hot spurts, I do appreciate that it’s difficult to achieve this with everyone (condoms: be slutty but safe, kids). And so, in honour of having a good stylish ending, here are my favourite places for you to jizz. Bear in mind that despite giving these marks out of ten as regards my personal preference, anywhere that represents a specific fetish for you automatically scores 11, because it makes it more fun.

On my tits

8/10

You like tits, right? You know what’d make them even better? If they were slippery and covered with spunk. Yeah you do.

On my face

7/10

Facials are excellent, and their score moves up to a 9 if you can give me specific instructions and call me a good girl. “Open your fucking mouth,” and “look at me” being two of my personal favourites.

On my back

6/10

Good clean traditional fun. If you want to do this know that I might ask you to take pictures so I can see the result afterwards. I’m an artiste like that.

In my eyes

5/10

Oh holy Christ it hurts. It is exactly as hot as someone coming in your face, but with the disincentive that I’ll spend the next two hours dousing my aching eyeballs with a cold flannel. Still, though – if it floats your boat, I’m in.

In my hair

6/10

Kinky. Who likes hair? Well, some people apparently. Grab it roughly, stick your cock in it, and fire away. But it will make my hair weirdly crispy afterwards, even when it’s been shampooed.

Right in the crack of my ass

10/10

And I don’t mean in my ass. I mean in the crack of it. I mean pull out, push your cock hard against it, and let me feel your spunk pumping into my crack and dribbling down me.

I don’t know why. It’s just brilliant.

18 Comments

  • Dan S. says:

    There’s nothing quite like a girl shyly asking if you wouldn’t mind cumming on her face

  • Derek says:

    This is great I always hoped they’d be woman like this. Think I might stsrt asking a few more questions in future!

    • girlonthenet says:

      Am utterly delighted that women also seem to like this. More pervy women pls – they are awesome. I might start a club or summat.

  • Derek says:

    Sorry to be back so soon but there must be a link between sex and rugby commentary. Guy on TV just said that a player was ‘trying to avoid the whitewash’ Honest!

  • D says:

    “Right in the crack of my ass” – excuse me while I go change the jeans i’m wearing. To call this one of my favorite ways to cum would be lacking – getting off on grinding against your ass, it’s kind of like a tit fuck (which I also love!), but tighter. Bonus points if you’re still wearing panties and my cock is slid beneath them when grinding off.

    Also, when spooning turns to grinding turns to cuming into your ass cheeks? Damnit, now i need another pair of jeans.

  • thatman says:

    But where… where is the most gorgeous place to cum? Well… I must be the luckiest man on the planet. Because my girl loves it when I cum on her in the morning. Before I get out of bed and head off to work. She’s barely awake. But I know she wants me to let her know I love her. By cumming on her… Just there. ON her shoulder. Her back. On her tits… But our favourite place? MmmmmMmmm. Right. On. Her. Clit. Thanks baby girl.

  • Chillibeer says:

    I agree with the crack of the ass. I’m also a huge fan of on the pussy, not inside, but all over the pussy I have just fucked and watching it run down over your asshole.

  • Biggbrad says:

    Great post, I love your ranking of places to cum. My fave would be tits and then in your crack, licking my jizz out of your crack would be a good way to end too!

  • John says:

    Hey i’m loving reading through all your posts, u sound like a dirty girl i used to know. I can’t get enough of sex, porn or wanking. I especially love recieving head and cumin everywhere. I often lay wanking with my laptop without any girls here and really want to show off but kind find anywhere to do it for free, Don’t wanna pay I just wanna show off while wanking…..Any thoughts?

  • I’d put boobs at 10, especially if he then proceeds to rub it in as he eats me out.

    Can’t abide it in my hair. It takes forever to wash out.

    Other than that, I’m with you all the way on this

  • Len Miller says:

    I want my girl to feel the first burst of my cum either inside of her cunt, or on her clit and then up her tummy to her tits…

  • John Peddack says:

    Why on God’s earth would any human being willingly get someone to cum in their eyes?

  • John Peddack says:

    I didn’t even know that was a thing. Sorry, it sounds bloody horrific.

  • Funnylinguist says:

    Just read this post and God I love it! There are few things better than a girl pushing her arse back against your fat, hard, throbbing cock as you cum, exploding, the head just pinched between her butt cheeks, twitching like a tuning fork as your spunk pumps out of you, flows down the crack of her arse, soaking your balls and the back of her thighs as you empty and she squirms against your softening, still idly jetting prick.

    But I have a confession to make. I have a thing for belly buttons. Innies or outies, I don’t care. Many women regardless of how fat or thin or young or old don’t like their bellies, feel self conscious about them so I like to show them a little love. I love to tongue a belly button but sometimes after fucking or just because I’m feeling dirty I like to spunk in one. I’ll order the girl I’m with to look at my cock as I wank it slowly with my left hand, my right hand squeezing her tits or stroking her clit, the bulbous head glistening with precum. Sometimes I’ll tell her to stroke or squeeze my balls, I’ll ask her if she can feel them tighten as I near climax, I’ll tell her what I’m going to do, that she’s gorgeous, that she’s filthy, i’ll fill her belly button with spunk watch it brim and spill, flow over her tummy as I keep jizzing, then afterwards…

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