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Harness the passion: a strap on fantasy

This gorgeous strap on fantasy is written and read by Euphemise This, and originally appeared on her website. 

She had waited excitedly for the postie to arrive and, now that the parcel was in her hands, thoughts of her upcoming hot date became incredibly vivid in her mind. She had selected next-day delivery so that there was time for testing before use, and couldn’t hide her smile as she signed for the package. Taking the tissue-wrapped treasures out of their box, she realised that the alone time necessary to test everything out definitely couldn’t wait until the evening.

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Black Friday sex toy deals from my sponsors!

Interrupting the regular schedule of having big wanks and telling you all about my lovely boyfriend to bring you news that a load of my sponsor companies are doing deals for Black Friday, so if you’d like to buy sex toys or other hot things, now’s a good time. Buying through the links here helps to support my site and make it so I can continue bringing you audio porn, sex stories, and occasional rants. Black Friday sex toy deals from sponsors, let’s go…

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Guest blog: Which OffBeat sleeve has the best texture?

Hooray for science! This week’s fantastic guest blog, by Jocket, has exactly the kind of wanking detail that a sex nerd like me gets ridiculously excited about. Not only has he tried out a bunch of different masturbation sheaths (across a range of brands), but he’s done a deep-dive into one of the best sleeves (made by my site sponsor Godemiche) and ranked every possible textured iteration of their OffBeat toy based on what feels best on his dick. WHAT A HERO. Take it away Jocket…

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Zoom orgasm: your task for today

This gorgeous Zoom orgasm story is written and read by The Barefoot Sub, and originally appeared on her website.

An unanswered email flashed up with a “follow up?” prompt. Hanging my head in shame I clicked “dismiss”. The email request seemed simple enough in theory, but the fact remained that I didn’t have permission to ask for a meet. Not only were the lockdown restrictions firmly in place nationwide, but in the summer Sir had agreed to me having a play date, and I had failed to follow through with my promise of sexy shenanigans when the chemistry had been missing and I’d changed my mind. Now I was to wait. Wait to be instructed to find someone to fuck me.

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Wicked fantasy 1: fulfilling my Mommy role play fantasies

This fabulous Mommy role play story is written by Isabelle Lauren and originally appeared on her website. It is read here by Carolyna Luna. Note that this story features age play and uses the title ‘Mommy’ as an honorific. All characters in this story are over the age of 18. 

She wasn’t my mother, but she could have been. She was easily twice my age and to my utter delight, she had agreed to fuck me. I’d never done roleplay before, but I had had a mommy fantasy for as long as I could remember. I couldn’t believe my luck when she agreed to play along.

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