It breaks my heart to think that, at this very minute, thousands of men are beating one out yet only a very small percentage of them wil be videoing the event to share with the internet or a loved one.
Boywanking is hot. And not just hot like ‘ooh, that’s nice’ but hot like ‘I think I might have to sit down for a minute because my legs have just stopped working.’
Fairly recently, a boy of mine almost knocked me over in the street by making casual reference to the fact that sometimes, when he’s cracking one off, he ties shoelaces round his cock and balls to make things nice and tight.
Ungh.
So in that spirit, and as I sit here going steadily blind, here are a few other things boys have told me they do when they’re wanking that are stunningly, gobsmackingly hot. Some boys have even done them in front of me so I can watch like a pathetic, cock-hungry pervert.
If you haven’t done any of these before, please do try them at home, and feel free to send me a video of you having a bash so that I may give you helpful tips/frig myself off.
Jizz on/in random things
Yes, it’s very sexy when you come all over your t-shirt. So why not experiment with other stuff? Your pants, a cup by the side of your bed, a favourite childhood toy, your hand (oh god yes catch it in your hand), etc. Points for the most unusual.
Use lube
Lube does lovely things, especially if you’re not circumcised, and therefore not necessarily inclined to lube your cock up on a regular basis. If you’re uncircumcised, chances are the head of your cock is extremely sensitive, which means if you lube it up and rub it – just the head – over and over again with one of your hands, you’ll make beautiful hot wincing faces, and possibly come nice and hard so it squirts through your fingertips.
Shove things up your arse
Buttplugs, fingers, anything that comes to hand, really. Obviously, for safety’s sake, you should make sure it’s something with no sharp edges that is easy to extract once you’ve shot your bolt. But boys wearing buttplugs, sitting on a chair so it’s forced nice and deep into them, rubbing frantically at themselves as they feel stretched and dirty, I just… yeah.
Hump stuff
Hell yes. One of my boys once told me that as a teenager it took him ages to discover wanking with his actual hands – he just used to hump the bed until he came all over the sheets. No hands wanking: omfg.
Crywank
This one goes without saying, really. Nothing cures heartbreak like frantically and angrily beating one out while thinking about your recent ex being railed by a team of rugby players. And by ‘cures heartbreak’ I mean ‘makes me want to sit on you.’
Use the shower
OK, so you have to stand up, which is a downside. But on the up side you can squirt water from the shower head directly into your ass while you rub your soaped-up dick until you come all over yourself. And, of course, you’ll smell fresh and innocent as you emerge straight-faced from the bathroom.
Denial wank
The best of the best. Wank, don’t come. Wank, don’t come. Wank, don’t come. Repeat until you’re red in the face and on the verge of tears and if I touched you on the train you’d come hot and hard on the inside of your jeans. While whimpering. You filthy bitch.
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Oh. My. God. You weren’t lying when you tagged the last post “I promise the next post will be something you can wank to”…yeah, and I’m off work today. And horny.
It’s like it was meant to be.
And I was about to write a piece on girlwanking for my blog this afternoon. I’m not sure I could do it justice after this.
And anyway, I will probably spend the rest of this week calling my boyfriend and BEGGING him to let me watch him lubewank all over my tits this weekend.
*Update* Well, the weekend has come and gone, and I ended up with cum on my face, in my hair, over my tits, sprayed on my belly, in my mouth – totally awesome weekend… :)
That’s the “to do” list for the rest of the week sorted.
UNNNFFFF!!
I would leave a more coherent comment but my hands are trembling a bit and my eyes keep unfocusing due to the filthy, filthy images dancing through my head…
It’s a particular favourite of mine to hold the head at climax between thumb and forefinger so nothing comes out and pressure builds and builds. Then when you release you get a double thrill and the squirtage distance is huge!!
I know what I’m doing tonight then.
So *you’re* the reason why men keep wanting to wank for me on cam(?)
Honestly, I don’t get it. Watching a guy play with himself on cam does absolutely nothing for me. If I’m in the room – very different. Although I’ll probably take over before he’s done and fuck or suck him dry. But watching a guy wank himself off is boring for me to watch. If I can’t be involved, then what’s the point? I’d rather watch anal porn.
The idea that someone would need any of these things suggested to them appalls me.
What else do these guys do with their alone time?
As I teenager I used to fuck the gap between the sofa cushions in my room until the edges frayed to nothing.
On one summer holiday I also remember my parents being concerned that I used to spend hours in the pool holding onto the edge, rather than swimming. There was of course a conveniently groin-height water jet that I became very intimate with.
As for the denial wank, that largely describes the relationship I have with this blog.
I know you say “not safe for work”, but my office has two lockable doors.
I never intend to shut them when I start reading, but as I get further down the page I realise the crippling shame of someone walking in.
No it’s ok, I’ll exercise some self control today.
I’ll stop.
Honestly I’ll stop.
Oh fuck it, I’m closing the doors, getting out the mini vaseline pot and sitting on my hand
I have tried all those methods and some I do regularly. I especially like using anal toys, the denial wank and tying my cock and balls up REALLY tight with stretchy silicone tubing. Another method I love is to wank through my jeans. The rough rubbing of the denim on my cock gives a really different sensation. And coming in clothes is also very hot. I’ve also wanked whilst on my back with my legs swung right back so my knees are by my ears. That way, I come on my face and in my mouth :)
Absolutely, do it standing over me and cover me in it, while not letting me do anything to myself.
I love the thought of you watching me wank then when I need to cum I ask you to strip naked and lay down before me so I can ejaculate all over you.
When I’m done we get dressed and carry on with our day.
I wonder how how times you could handle this before you HAD to join in?
I like to take the bed idea one step further by getting my husband to hump the bunkbeds at his parents’ house. Under the mattress are a mixture of wooden planks and wire supports which are twisted (deliberately manufactured that way) so that as he moves back and forth the pain is visible on his face and he ultimately lets out something that’s half pleasure and half relief (in the other sense).
Also, and I swear to you this is true because my girlfriends never believe it, I occasionally make him wank with a small piece of barbed wire around his cock. You can buy it in tubs, and cut it to just the right length. You try watching a man wank with his cock encased in barbed wire while he tries desperately not to snag anything and you’ll never forget it.
A story.
Once, I was accidentally booked into a very expensive high-class hotel in Edinburgh by a potential employer. Financially, it was a long way ou of my league at the time.
When I got up to my room, the very first thing I did was get the glass from the bathroom and wank into it.
I think it was some kind of power/politics thing rather than really sexual.
I’m going to add… wear tights. Not thick opaques, but sheer or patterned. Enjoy the feel of the nylon on your cock, and see if your girl likes it too.
This is my favorite video of a boy wank:
http://xhamster.com/movies/922967/you_love_precum_fleshlight_pumpin_precum_for_you.html
I really love the precum. It just does it for me.
Here’s one: Wank somewhere you shouldn’t. Got keys to the office? Go there after kicking-out time at the pub. Lock the door. Find a computer with a webcam. Film yourself spraying spunk all over a hot workmate’s desk and send that video file to Girly here. Dare you. Go on.
I love wanking off onto/into things – clothing, plates, cups – the bathroom mirror at a hotel I stayed at, my girlfriend’s ass and back, the floor, the wall, hit the steering wheel once. Also – many votes for the grinding off without hands bit. I shot out the 30th floor window of a hotel one night. I’ve also video’d and photographed myself getting off (yay for tripods and remote timers). And I love jerking off for someone else (strip clubs introduced me to that one when I was younger).
The best part about typing this on a phone? Means my other hand was free to wank while I type – and I say was because now it is merely dripping with spunk…
When I was young, and wanking 5-6 times a day, I found the best spot: at the teacher’s desk. I took an elective class as a teacher’s assistant, and would sit there and grade papers for an hour. While the teacher was doing her job (teaching a class), I would sit there and slowly rub one out through the fabric, doing my best to shoot a straight-faced load into my pants. I must have done this dozens of times before the year was over. Never caught.
This made my day in three ways.
1. I read it and it made me happy.
2. I emailed the link to my partner and though his camera is out of action he still has a microphone so he recorded himself and sent that back. This also made me happy.
3. I had a lovely wank based on that recording. You can guess how I felt after that.
Thanks everso, Girlonthenet.
I Have done many of those methods. My favorite is to tie it or sometimes use clothespins. I have let some friends watch before. Its kind of hot when someone likes watching
Reading this made me put 3 fingers in my arse and stroke until I … almost … blew all over my own face. And then do it again. And then again. And again. On the 5th go I fired a big hot wad onto my own tongue, chest and belly, and now I’m a very happy boy. Buying a fat butt plug tomorrow!!
I read this post when you first published it, and my immediate reaction was: “Unnghhhh, fuck. *wanks for hours*”. Boywanking is one of the hottest things known to mankind. End of.
Anyway, I’ve just got back from visiting my boyfriend. We don’t see each other often, so most of our phone conversations end up with him wanking furiously, telling me all the disgusting things he wants to do to me. The noises he makes when he comes are loud, dirty, and the kind of thing you can fuck yourself crazy over. I’ve always wanted to watch him.
Yesterday, he wanked for me. Twice. Watching a man grip his cock with both hands as he denialwanks for almost an hour is the best thing I have ever seen. The writhing and gasping as he holds off for just one more minute. His face contorting into expressions of pleasure and frustration. The loud, angry and desperate grunting. Gently squeezing his balls and telling him that you want him to come for you.
The moment where he finally lets go. Oh fuck. Watching his spunk cover his hands and stomach. Licking it off his fingers as he says “Good girl” and slaps your arse.
That’s why boywanking is sexy.
Hmmmm…I might actually make a denial wank video tonight.
And my thing is that I love to catch the cum in my hand and lick it off.
Here’s a thing: when I was a teenager, say fourteen or fifteen, and had just discovered the Joy of Wanking, I decided to see if I could do it 24 times in a day. Well, I managed it. I had to use an alarm clock but I came once an hour on the hour for a whole day. I can’t remember much about it other than the pain in my balls when I finally got that 24th (probably invisible) load out, but damn, that’s a hell of an achievement, and the respectful/amazed look on the faces of any girlfriends I’ve told about is enough for me. Nowadays a nice time in the shower with the water playing on my rectum is enough to keep me going for a good five hours…. though there was that period when I used to keep a spare electric toothbrush hidden that I used to rim myself while wanking… and don’t get me started on buttplugs!
I recently discovered the joy of consuming my own semen after the event. Try it. You’ll like it.
“The best of the best. Wank, don’t come. Wank, don’t come. Wank, don’t come. Repeat until you’re red in the face and on the verge of tears and if I touched you on the train you’d come hot and hard on the inside of your jeans. While whimpering. You filthy bitch.”
Been there. So many times.
Not to mention the shower, the anal toys, the coming on my abs, the lube, the Tenga toys, the squeezing around my balls and the base of my cock to make it throb…
I just discovered this blog tonight, and this post takes me back to a great month of wanking while moaning into a microphone for a friend of mine. That month contained a lot of denial wanking and shoving things up my ass while moaning in pain and pleasure, wishing for her to be fucking me. I even recorded myself humping my bed, but sadly she entered a closed-relationship before I had the chance to send her that one.
the denial wank. ohgodyesplease. ungh.
I’ve tried all of those at some stage of my wanking career but the denial wank is one I keep going back to. Been edging for over a week now and getting to the point where I really need to cum. Problem is, I’m not really going to get much privacy over the next few days and I’m not sure I can hold on.
How do people feel about orgasms in strange and unusual places?
I don’t really know too many people who would be open minded enough to do this with me – I’ve tried to find people via internet to stop by so they can watch me stroking myself but to no avail. Some day, perhaps!
I adore boy wanking videos! To know they’re doing it for me? Even hotter, love the audio that goes with it, especially when they do shoot their load……must make requests for cumming on random objects……As for the denial wank, love it, prolong it for day’s on end, see how much I can stand before I’m prepared to almost jump the first cock on legs I see walking past! Lol!!!
Love this blog & the responses, I don’t feel so alone in my very dirrrrty little mind any more! Haha!
Btw: wanking & cumming with butt plug firmly planted, rocking back & forth? Need I say more?
This is the most inspirational piece that I have read on the internet.
Just had to beat one out hands-free over the thought of you beating one out over the thought of a boy beating one out hands-free.
Where will this madness end?
(actually it ended with me imagining you kneeling on the bed watching me doing it hands-free, but with you with your hands tied behind your back so you could do nothing…else…but…watch…. ;-) )
You sent me down a rabbit hole with this. I’ve just spent the last hour wanking over vids of guys wanking and cumshots. Its fucking hot. And meta.
Just to let y’know btw, I decided to start a dirty tumblr to collect the filthy stuff I don’t want to share on the tumblr that gets reposted to Facebook where my family can see!
It’s got a couple self-gifs, which I figure you’ll like :D
ragnarrepo.tumblr.com
I figured out tags!
http://ragnarrepo.tumblr.com/tagged/selfie
That’s the joy of the internet age right there: hearing a woman speak openly about wanking. I have had the pleasure of wanking in front of several people, male and female. But a lot of people would be just too afraid to mention it. My advice, if you want to see your man wank, just ask. He’ll probably enjoy it as much as you!