Do you want to get a lovely sexy card from me in December, with a beautiful design drawn by Stuart Taylor who creates the fabulous art for the site? Now’s your chance! Just join my Patreon (at ANY level – the lowest tier is just £2/$2 per month) and you’ll get a message on 1st December so you can tell me where to send it. If you join before the 30th November, you can also join in with the Zoom hangout where you get to talk to your favourite sex blogger (as long as your favourite sex blogger is me), and hear some smutty readings from the archives.
This year has been… something. On a personal level, it started incredibly badly for me in a way that left me pretty fucked up. Then it got worse professionally, as the UK’s Online Safety Act forced me to take a sledgehammer to the thing I’m most proud of – the audio porn project.
HOWEVER.
Like Alan Partridge, I have Bounced Back, and that is largely down to a whole heap of support from many different corners. Here on the site, it’s thanks to the lovely people on Patreon who have helped to keep the audio project going. It is a sad fact that although I always wanted the audio to be free, now the only way UK users can access it is by chipping in over there – because here on the site I can’t afford age verification tools, but Patreon is a larger company so I am relying on them to do it where I cannot. But plenty of new people have joined there – enough that I can still keep the site and project afloat plus do a whole lot more commissions in the new year. Loads more sexy smut, not just from me but from the expanding team of phenomenal sex writers and hot readers who share their awesome work.
I am very very grateful.
To say thanks, I send out cards each year to anyone who is a Patreon supporter on 1st December. You don’t need to have been with me for ages, you don’t need to support at the highest tiers, you don’t even need to stay beyond the end of the month: everyone who is an active Patreon is eligible for a card.
They’re designed by Stuart Taylor who draws such beautiful images to accompany the posts on the website, and I am over the moon with this year’s design. I grinned from ear to ear when he sent it through – it’s cute, sexy, and beautifully playful – exactly what I aspire to be when I’m not wallowing in the blows dealt by life in 2025. I love it so much and I can’t wait to walk into my post office with a giant stack of them, as I did last year, and cause the person behind the counter to say ‘wow, no one ever sends this many cards these days.’
WELL, I DO.
Image by the fabulous Stuart F Taylor
Discount code for annual memberships
If you’d like to join the Patreon for a year, the code ‘HOLIDAY’ will get you 30% off an annual sub, which means a whole 12 months of early access to audio, monthly updates with behind the scenes info, access to the Zoom hangouts and occasional bonus content PLUS the chance to vote for which posts you’d like me to turn into audio porn next. Using this discount on the lowest tier sub means you’ll pay just under £17/$17 for the whole year.
In terms of value for money, I think 2025’s ‘behind the scenes’ has really delivered as I have been in and out of some manically weird times. Over the last year Patreons have been subjected treated to such bonuses as a stream-of-consciousness horn about a guy I am fucking, an emotional rant about shame and silence, the opportunity to hear me making poor decisions in real time and a wild story about a man who asked for sex and then utterly humiliated me.
More importantly, the money from Patreon goes towards paying incredible guests to turn their sexy words into aural erotica. This year we’ve had phenomenal contributions from Mollys Daily Kiss, Jenby, JM Seaborn, Robyn Eats Everything, Sundial, Missy of Focused and Filthy, and a bonus Halloween piece from NymphoStimToy. Some of these have come with bonus art from Stuart too! At the time of writing this post, we’re a couple of audios ahead of the site, so if you join now you get a story from Missy about tying someone up, photographing her and then getting sexy, plus a piece from me with fantasies about restraining men to fuck.
Oh and you can also hear interviews with some of these amazing collaborators, some interviews with family, friends and lovers, plus bonus stories that have never been published on the site. There are extra bits and pieces for people at higher tiers, but just to stress – you get all of the things I’ve mentioned above if you support at any level.
If this sounds like your cup of tea, and you’d also like to receive one of these gorgeous Christmas cards join before 1st December!
Code HOLIDAY for 30% off an annual sub. This will expire at the end of the month so get in quick, innit.