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Christmas gift guide for kinky people
Is it that time again already? It comes round quicker with each year that passes and there is literally science to prove that I’m right. Whatever. It’s nearly Christmas, so if you’re looking to pick up something sexy for someone in your life who has a penchant for pervery, I have spent a happy afternoon browsing around the websites of the lovely companies who are kind enough to sponsor this blog so I can nudge you in the direction of a few things you might consider buying. Here’s a Christmas gift guide for kinky people…
Iron-on decal instructions
When choosing fabric to iron the decal on to, as a general guide, cotton t-shirts and pants are the easiest, but any fabric that allows you to iron on a ‘cotton’ setting should work. Here’s a little guide on what the decal will and won’t stick to if you’d like to put it somewhere other than on fabric!
Be more careful with stretchier fabrics, especially when you’re lining up and placing the design – one of my testers said it’s worth highlighting that just because it looks straight on a t-shirt doesn’t mean it’ll look straight when that t-shirt fits the curves of your body, so it might be best to put the item of clothing on before working out where to place the decal.
To apply:
- Line the design up on your garment and work out exactly where you want it to sit when the clothing is worn.
- Set your iron to ‘cotton’, no steam, and press your garment to make a flat surface.
- Place the transfer where you want it, shiny side (plastic sheet) UP. Use a solid surface like an ironing board or a towel folded on a table so you can give it some pressure, and use a pillow case as a press cloth between your design and your iron.
- Iron over the design for 15 seconds, paying close attention to the edges.
- Wait until it cools. This is important, patience is useful here!
- When it’s cool enough to touch, start pulling up the sheet – if the vinyl still sticks to the sheet rather than the fabric, try pressing it again, or coaxing it off the sheet and onto the fabric with your fingernail.
- I’ve included a little logo to practice with, so best to have a go at using this before you add the main design. Test it out inside the hem if you don’t want the logo visible, or on the outside if you want the logo on the pants/t-shirt/whatever you choose as well!
If you have any questions, or think there are tips I could do with including here, please do let me know! And if you’re up for it, I’d love to see pics of whatever you end up creating with these – feel free to tag me in on Mastodon or BlueSky if you post them!
More, please: Butt plug starter kits
When I first requested a cute little butt plug starter kit from my site sponsor WhippleTickle (seamless promo, well done me) I had a plan in mind: I knew exactly who I’d use it with, and how. But for reasons I’ll explain later, that won’t happen now. So I basically have two options if I want to fulfill my promise to one of the kind companies that helps keep the lights on here at GOTN HQ. I could write you a straight-up review where I give this product marks out of ten based on basic details or… write two thousand words of horny butt plug porn then chuck a link and discount at the end for you to click when you’re all done wanking. And… you know… have you met me?
My legs are longer than my patience
This gorgeous kinky story is written and read beautifully by The Barefoot Sub, and originally appeared on her website.
“Be there by 7.30pm, I’ll arrive shortly before 7.45pm and I need you naked when I get there.”
Guest blog: High protocol – know your plays
As is my custom, when Jenby emailed to let me know she had a new pitch for a guest blog, I immediately squealed with delight. If you’re new here, you should know that Jenby (aka @JenetalTorture on Twitter) is the most prolific guest blogger on this site, and she’s also recorded some of her outrageously hot adventures as audio porn. I am always grateful to her for introducing me to cool new kinks – bimbofication, surveillance, twinning, lactation and lots more. Today she is here to share a kickass, horny and playful story about going to a high protocol kink event. What exactly does ‘high protocol’ involve? Will it be seriousness all the way down? Over to her…
The following piece contains needle play, BDSM, whipping/flogging, the use of ‘slave’ in a kink context, piss, trampling and electroplay.