I’m trying to be a bit kinder to myself when it comes to churning out content, so instead of trying to come up with a fun way to shoehorn a bunch of Black Friday/Cyber Monday sex toy discount codes into a vaguely horny post, like I usually do, I’m just going to publish the actual codes, and separately publish a sexy post I already have in draft. That way I can use this one just to tell you that the following amazing companies help to keep the lights on at GOTN HQ, so if you enjoy the filth I write then please do check out my sponsors and treat yourself if you are so inclined. Now is genuinely one of the best times to pick up sex toys, as far as discounts are concerned, so if you’ve been waiting for something, leap on it asap.
BottegaNera: these lovely people are offering you 20% off everything on site until Monday. They have a gorgeous selection of really fancy lingerie as well as curated sets of toys/kink treats/lingerie if you need inspiration for Christmas. Use the code BN20 for 20% off at the checkout!
Doxy: get 30% off (and free shipping) with code BLACK22 until 1st December. Alongside any/all of their incredible wand toys, I thoroughly recommend the Doxy bullet if you don’t already have one, these INCREDIBLE butt plugs.
Electrastim: get 20% off EVERYTHING. No codes needed, just pure discounts on all their amazing e-stim toys. I thoroughly recommend the KIX if you’re new to electro, or the AXIS if you want to be a super fancy bitch like me. Sale ends Tuesday so grab what you’re after quickly!
FrolicMe: treat yourself to a porn subscription to help keep you warm and wanking this winter. They are offering 50% off annual memberships right now, so you can get a year’s subscription for just under £50. Not only do they offer beautiful video scenes, they also have a huge bank of erotic stories (some of them written by yours truly) and plenty of audio porn too.
Godemiche: these colourful dildo scientists have a bunch of butt plugs, dicks and other delights that they’ve discounted for Black Friday – check out their inventory drop for individual discounts here and this page for bargain bundles. More stuff is being added all the time, so go check it out and see what you fancy. If you can’t find what you want in the sale, you can use the code GOTNSHOP for 10% off any non-sale items.
Hot Octopuss: up to 50% off, but there are big discounts on pretty much all of their toys. I think the biggest bargain is 50% off the g-spot Kurve vibrator, which is a personal fave of mine, but there are also big discounts on dick toys like 30% off the PULSE Solo, and 25% off a kickass bundle where you get not one but TWO interactive PULSE toys. Pretty banging if you’re in a dual-dick-wielding couple and you both want to get your powerful wank on at the same time. Grab a pair of these cute nipple pegs while you’re there too.
Meo: their Black Friday sale happens for a very limited time, because the discount is global and MASSIVE. It will run till midnight on Monday. Use code Black22 for 33.3% off everything!
The Pleasure Garden: these fabulous fuckers only sell body safe toys, and they are offering 20% off all orders over £50. Use the code GOTN20 to get the discount! The Sassy is one of my g-spot faves, and if you have a dick you can never go wrong with a decent Tenga toy (in my opinion). They have also recently expanded their range of gender expression products, so those are well worth checking out. Get in quick though, the sale ends on Monday!
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