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It’s that time of year again, and honestly while I wanna adopt a world-weary tone of ‘oh God yet more sex toy sales’, it’d be churlish of me to do that because this genuinely is one of the best times of year to pick up some bargains. This page is going live with the currently available sex toy deals and I’ll update it each time another site sponsor opens up their Black Friday sex toy deals, so keep an eye on the page.

In previous years I’ve written big long blog posts with fuckstories to inspire you to buy some of the toys from my sponsors that I think are the best of the best. This year, I’m just going to keep this blogpost live and update it every time a new sponsor deal is announced, so bookmark this and pop back to it a few times between now and actual Black Friday (26th November) to see how you can support my work and wank yourself silly at the same time.

Meo – 33.3% off everything!

Massive bargains to be had over at Meo.de – a site I absolutely adore working with because they sell products that aren’t available at most of my other sponsor sites. A huge range of fucking machines and thrusting dildos, beautiful leather (and non-leather) chest harnesses (hot as fuck), pup hoods, enemas and absolutely loads more. They’re awesome and you should absolutely go check them out.

Get 33.3% off EVERYTHING with the code BLACK21

Bottega Nera – 20% off!

The lovely people at Bottega Nera will give you 20% off anything with the code BF20 – and they sell some absolutely beautiful things, again many of which you can’t get on other sites. Like vampire gloves – remember that awesome guest post about vampire gloves? Now you can own some of your own! They also curate really stunning gift sets of toys + lingerie, so if you’re looking for a fancy-ass present for that special someone for Christmas, use the BF20 code and pick it up now for a bargain price.

The Pleasure Garden – 20% off everything!

The lovely people at The Pleasure Garden are offering 20% off for Black Friday, on all orders over £50 – use the code GOTN20 when you get to the checkout. Do this before Monday 29th November 2021 to get the discount!

If your order is less than £50, or you spot this post after Black Friday, you’ll still get 10% off anything you buy using the code GOTN10. The Pleasure Garden sells a huge range of vibrators, BDSM kit, harnesses and other fun stuff, including kits that allow you to clone your own cock – which I have personally had a LOT of fun with.

ElectraStim – early access to Black Friday deals

These fabulous purveyors of high-quality e-stim kit (like the Kix stimulator pack, this fabulous e-stim dildo, magic sex fingers and more) are offering 20% off EVERYTHING on their site. No codes needed – the 20% is already knocked off everything. Visit the ElectraStim site and go pick up the e-stim kit your horny heart has been craving.

Godemiche – Black Friday dildo discounts

These fabulous dildo scientists have just put their Black Friday deal live, and they have a HUGE inventory drop – lots of dildos, butt plugs, ball gaga, grind rings and other goodies at huge discounts (up to 50% off).  I recommend literally any of their dildos (they’re beautiful, colourful and made of body-safe silicone), especially the Ambit which is my favourite dildo of all time, and frankly anything else that takes your fancy. I really love their black + gold combo products, made especially for Black Friday, and I really want to get myself a Skrue…

Use code GotnShop for 10% off anything on their site (not just on Black Friday – anytime!)

Hot Octopuss Black Friday sex toy deals

You can get up to 50% off some incredible Hot Octopuss toys, like the DiGiT finger vibe, the Pocket PULSE and more. Use code BF50 at the checkout.

Some of my top faves are also heavily discounted too – the Amo Bullet vibe (an absolute staple of my slut kit because it fits neatly into a travel bag and delivers intense enough vibrations that I can give it even to dudes I don’t know that well and assure them it’ll make me come) is 30% off, as is the fucking INCREDIBLE Atom Plus dual-vibe cock ring. BF30 for 30% off these.

The Kurve (another staple of my slut kit: powerful g-spot stim which, twinned with the Amo, will send me to space in a far more efficient way than one of Elon’s rockets) is 25% off with the code BF25.

Go check out the Black Friday sex toy deals from Hot Octopuss here.

Lovehoney – big Black Friday discounts on a range of toys

Lovehoney always offers a bumper crop of deals and discounts at this time of year. These often change frequently so, if you’re interested in a specific product, it’s a good idea to check back regularly for any special discounts or flash sales.

There’s up to 60% off selected sex toys, including some classic faves like the Mains Powered Wand Vibrator (now £29.99) and the Greedy Girl Rabbit (now £55.99). Many lingerie lines are also heavily discounted, with significant savings on some of the most popular ranges including Fierce, Empress, and Parisienne. And if you’ve had your eye on a luxury toy, there are savings across the entire We-Vibe and Womanizer lines.

And don’t forget, my code GOTN10 will get you an additional 10% off all purchases on both the UK and US sites.

Sex Tech Guide – deals on porn, VR and more

These fabulous people not only keep you up to date on the latest sex tech news, but they also curate deals from VR porn, cam sites and loads more. They have a Black Friday page which they’re keeping updates with the latest offers, so check it out if you’d like to treat yourself to some kinky, futuristic fun. Especially if you’ve also picked up an Oculus in the Black Friday sale… it’d be rude not to grab a porn sub to go with it, right?

More to come… keep an eye on this page over the next couple of weeks, or follow me on Twitter where I’ll let you know when new stuff gets added.