Guest blog: I sucked my own cock – here’s how

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Have you ever wanted to suck your own cock? As a connoisseur of cocksucking, I am inevitably fascinated (and delighted) by stories of people who have managed to suck their own. So when @OxyFromSg (who writes erotica over at this blog) popped up in my DMs to say ‘hey! I’ve sucked my own cock. Fancy a guest blog?’, you can imagine how eagerly I leapt at the opportunity to read/publish something that explains not only how to suck your own dick, but what it actually feels like to achieve it. Take it away Oxy…

I sucked my own cock – here’s how

As a teenage bi guy in a small countryside town, the only thing I wanted was cock. The only thing I couldn’t get was cock. Until one day I thought… “Wait, what about mine?”

There were always rumours at school of the kid who could suck his own cock, but I thought that was ridiculous. No one could get the whole cock in his own mouth… surely? But… what about some of it? I made a plan. Parents going away for a day. House to myself. Cock already willing.

First, a bath. I figured that relaxation was a good idea. Get rid of stress or worry before I contort myself into a pretzel. Once soaked, I went into the bedroom and started working out the logistics. Not as easy as you would think.

Nowadays I have a cute little chubby stomach but back then that wasn’t an obstacle. After some experimentation I found the best thing was lying in bed with my legs up into the air against the wall – my body forming an ‘L’ shape – then letting my legs fall slowly forward.

I had planned to get myself going by looking at some porn mags but I didn’t need them. The naughtiness of what I was doing had me hard already.

When you wank you rarely look down at your dick: why would you? But when you’re going to suck your own cock it’s right there before you. Hard and swaying and red and waiting. You see it in detail and appreciate the curve and the thickness. The curve of my cock meant that my cock was just next to my lips. I could see how it was glistening and thought: “what do I do now?”

I stuck out my tongue and licked.

It was like closing an electric circuit. A thrill of shock zipped down my tongue, my throat and through my chest, then into my groin and up my cock and yesssss. I started to swirl my tongue over the tip of my cock.

My fingers slipped round and I started to slow pump. It turns out wanking feels completely different when you’re upside down: I could see what my fingers were doing, how my cock was responding. It felt so good, but still not enough: I wanted it in my mouth.

Slowly… oh so slowly I lowered myself some more and my dick slipped into my mouth… past the tip, over the head, stopping about half way down. I groaned and felt my cock twitch and hit the top of my mouth.

And then I was sucking. Not enough movement to slide all the way but enough to make my body shake. Soon I was experimenting: slapping my lips with my cock, sucking the pre-cum as it oozed out and onto my lips. My hand was stroking down and up, my mouth hungrily sucking what it could. I could tell then I was getting near. You know that feeling when your balls tighten up? It’s weird when they are hanging down towards you so you can see them moving about.

Suddenly I was at that point… you know the one – where you know you’re going to cum, nothing can stop it, it’s just a matter of how. Your hand just goes into overdrive and you need it so much. I could feel my body tense and my hand and mouth worked desperately to get release. And then my dick twitching and going stiff, feeling that in both my dick and my mouth at the same time.

And then cumming. Oh fuck yes cumming.

The sensation of it as the world slows down and all you can feel is that cum spraying out of your cock. But at the same time your mouth, your throat, is filled with hot, sweet cum: shot after shot of it as your whole body reacts. As you feel it trickle down your throat and you swallow. Wanting to do it again immediately.

And that was just the first time I sucked my own cock. Next I turned to experimenting. How is sucking your own cock with a butt plug in your ass at the same time? What about just sucking the end of your dick with no jerking? What if you choose to cum all over your own face?

What I’m saying is: I sucked my own cock, and it was amazing. If the only thing stopping you is that you haven’t tried it yet, it might be worth a go. My top tips are: relax, for a start. Get yourself comfy. Use some pillows and find the position that’s best for you. You don’t need a huge dick to suck your own cock: mine is an OK size and I managed to get it halfway. If you’re reasonably flexible, even a smaller cock could probably be licked a little.

And finally, hey! Even if you can’t manage to suck your own dick, you might still get the joy of giving yourself a really spectacular facial.

10 Comments

  • Rick says:

    I have a more than a “chubby stomach” these days, so should have tried this when I was younger. 🤣

  • STEPHEN KONDAS says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh my word that was an amazingly hot retelling!!! I was always a chubby guy…but that didn’t stop me from trying…maybe I’ll try again after loosing some weight. 😆😆😆

  • SpaceCaptainSmith says:

    Sucking one’s own dick is one of those semi-legendary sex acts that many admit to having attempted, but few succeed at, so well done to this guy for managing it.
    I expect I possibly could manage it if I really tried, but I always thought the result wouldn’t be worth the discomfort of the position required… after reading this though, I may have to give it a try. :)

  • Dullcandy12 says:

    This is incredible!

  • fuzzy says:

    Even at 18 i couldn’t suck my own cock; i’ve never been that flexible. I could put my knees on the floor by my ears, but the length of my midsection still kept my slightly more than average length cock away. I could, by extending my tongue as far as possible and compressing myself so breathing was impaired, lick the head.

    On the other hand, I got a great girlfriend when I was 19 who just LOVED having me get into position so she could wank me off on my own face and/or into my open mouth. She’d get big body shudders (and fountain wet) every time she did it and would want to do it multiple times a day sometimes. Our record was 6 times in one day; 3 in a row (we just spent the day having sex that time and we had a theme “all about her”, so we did only and exactly what she wanted all day long).

  • Dave says:

    Very hot blog post. Always wanted to do it but considering I’ve been over six foot tall since I was twelve, it’s never been an option sadly haha

  • SpaceCaptainSmith says:

    Wow, she sounds fun! And at 19 as well? What a lucky lad you were… :)

  • SpaceCaptainSmith says:

    That was meant to be a reply to fuzzy’s comment above, but not sure it appeared in the right place…

  • Justin says:

    Wow, that description has me hard and wishing i had a cock big enough to allow it.

  • Nick says:

    Great guest blog and very arousing. I used to be able to do it when I was much younger and also less chubby. The feeling of your own spunk spurting into your mouth is fabulous. Now I have to just lick it off my hand ;-)

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