You’re not gonna fucking believe this, but sex tech makes it possible for me to literally fuck you with my words. Using sound activation on a Lovense Osci, you can turn any audio story into vibrations which go straight to your sensitive parts. The Lovense Osci is a rabbit-style vibrator but you can also get clit wands, dick vibes and prostate massagers, so all junk is catered for. How cool is that? I’m going to give you an overview of how this works, a few other ideas of how you can use Lovense toys, and then I’m going to do one of the most fun things I’ve done for a sponsor since I ate a chocolate dick. Basically, I’m going to tell you a sexy story about wanking with this toy, with the specific aim of creating tailored audio porn that will build good vibrations and (hopefully) make you come if you sync it to yours. Let’s. Fucking. Go.
If you have a Lovense Osci (or other sound-activated toy) and you just want to skip to the filthy story, click ‘play’ on the audio above. UK-based users will hear a ‘censored’ message, so pop over to Patreon and create a free account to hear it in full.
I’ll be straight with you: this is a sponsor product. And it’s a very special one because I deliberately sought out this sponsor and nagged persuaded them to support my site, with the hope that eventually they’d give me one of these toys so I could let my inner nerd run free on the smart possibilities.
The toy I used is the Lovense Osci, which is a rabbit-shaped vibrator with a twist on the kinds of rabbits you may be used to. The clit section vibrates in a fairly standard way (decent power, nice pressure in the right places, lovely stuff) but the g-spot vibe inside uses oscillations rather than vibrations. That means there’s a tiny plate beneath the silicone that thumps rapidly in and out rather than vibrating side-to-side like most toys do. That’s the science bit, but all the layperson needs to know is that the g-spot sensations are thuddier than usual. And that is orgasmically good. See how they move in this video:
Mainly I wanted this toy for those sweet sweet oscillations – I worked for Hot Octopuss for many years, and saw the wildly enthusiastic reception their oscillating dick vibes got. Although I’d had the chance to try oscillations on my clit, I’d never had the opportunity to shove them into my cunt so I was thirsty for that.
To cut to the chase: I enjoyed doing exactly that with the Osci. The sensation is unrivalled, and if you’re into g-spot stim I thoroughly recommend it. In fact, if you like g-spot stim you probably don’t even need me to bang on about all the smart sex tech features of this toy, but I’m going to anyway because although standard wanking with the Osci is great, it’s the ‘smart’ bit that sets it apart.
Lovense Osci: an ocean of possibilities
There are tonnes of things I would really like to do with this toy, and honestly it’s tricky to write just one blog post about it so I’ll probably dive into one of these options in the future when time (and a willing partner) allows. I’ll give you a whistlestop tour of some though, so if you buy a Lovense Osci yourself you can beat me to some of my bucket list fucks then comment ‘first’ like we’re back in the noughties.
Talk me into coming
Because the Lovense Osci has a ‘sound’ mode, that means it can be set up to respond to noises in the vicinity. Which immediately suggests two tantalising possibilities. Firstly, the option for a partner to try and talk me into coming. Holding the phone near his face while I fuck myself with the toy, and growling horny things to make the vibe thrum harder. Maybe pausing his speech at a critical moment when I’m just about to come, so I yell ‘ARGH PLEASE KEEP GOING’ and then moan and keen to try and trigger it to vibrate again.
Secondly, there’s an option for him to utterly humiliate me with sound: informing me that he’s going to stay completely silent while he slowly fucks the Lovense Osci in and out of me. But with the phone on the pillow next to my filthy mouth, I’m the one who has to keep talking, moaning, yelping, squealing and doing everything I can to make it give me the sensations I’m so desperate for.
Feel the music
I’ve done this a few times before, with ElectraStim toys, which use e-stim rather than vibrations. It was a fantastic experience but naturally leaves me wondering how delicious a thuddy g-spot-and-clit wank would be if I could get into a dreamy, soft state and then feel the music that way. This is an easy one to achieve, because the Lovense Osci will literally sync with music, so watch this space.
Note: the Lovense toys will offer to sync with Spotify but for ethical reasons I’m trying to move away from that app, and if you’re in the same boat then don’t worry – it comes with a selection of tracks you can use right off the bat, and it will also work with music stored locally on your phone, for example in Apple Music. Pretty excited about trying this one out, because the number of times I’ve put on Jeff Buckley’s Hallelujah while having a wank means it would be rude of me not to test out whether his voice can literally be the power behind my sex toy.
Distract me while I play
It might not surprise you to learn that the smart feature which most excited me (and the nerdy gentleman with whom I was unboxing the Lovense Osci) was the ‘games’ section. There is literally a section on the app where you can pick a game, then game-based interactions trigger the toy to vibrate. I am absolutely shit at any form of video game that requires hand-eye coordination. Give me Rollercoaster Tycoon or Civilisation and I’ll crush it, but sit me down in front of a first-person shooter and I’ll be walking in circles and jumping into walls before I’ve even fired a single shot. Even simple games like Tetris – which is available on the Lovense app – are too complex for me, and therefore absolutely dripping in fun possibilities. Like getting a guy to fuck me with the toy while I try to complete the most basic Tetris level, and end up denying myself orgasms when I inevitably fail.
This would be more fun with a different Lovense toy, I think, one which was more compatible with his genitalia. He’s far better at gaming, so I suspect that me stroking him with the Lovense Gush dick vibe would be something we could play for far longer than just one round.
This idea triggers similar feelings in me as the memories of playing cock hero back in the day (stroking to a strict rhythm dictated on a mash-up of porn and beats – like ‘guitar hero’ but your instrument is a dick), or giving someone a blow job to try and distract them while they try to play Halo on the Xbox.
Distance control
This is a pretty common use case for smart sex toys – at least, it’s the one I’ve read about most often. Because the toy is app-enabled, you can give someone else access (they need to set up a Lovense account to do this, and have the app on their own phone too) then allow them to control your sex toy from wherever they are. I recently had a surprisingly incredible phone sex chat with somebody, where I regaled him with a fantasy I’d been having about him fucking me in the ass, while each of us touched ourselves and layered extra details into the fantasy. After much back-and-forth and plenty of vigorous rubbing, we’d cemented a joint story that gave me plenty more to wank about until I next saw him, and made him grunt hard down the phone before spraying cum all over a pair of knickers I’d left at his flat.
Exceptional.
So you could say he owes me a favour, and I’m tempted to call in that favour by asking him to control the Lovense Osci using the app, while describing whatever porn film he’s watching at the time, so I can fuck the toy in and out of me and picture him twitching hard and itching to touch himself too.
Fuck a train
There’s a warning that pops up when you click on ‘speed mode‘ in the Lovense app, for very good reason: they want to make sure you’re not currently in control of a vehicle. If you are, you should NOT BE WANKING. However, the fact that the toy has a mode which makes it vibrate more intensely if you’re accelerating, then slow down on deceleration, means technically I could use it to achieve my nerdiest of dreams: actually fucking a train. Perhaps next time I go to Edinburgh, if I can afford to splash out on one of those sleeper compartments, I could get the Osci out and turn on ‘speed’ mode, then wank myself raw as the train goes haring out of London and up through the country.
Loads more besides
I won’t write an exhaustive list of possibilities here because the fact is that once you’ve got a sex toy that’s controlled with an app the way Lovense’s are, you can do a whole heap of incredible things. Connecting with strangers (the app has a section where you can chat and meet them), or people you know. Integrating with various media, including games. If you want something even more advanced here, you could check out ButtPlug.io which I think is one of the coolest – if not THE coolest – sex tech project I have ever seen. It’s an open source library that helps you integrate your smart sex toy with… well… loads of stuff. Even the first person shooter type games I mentioned before. Get more info in this Buttplug.io overview if you’re a massive nerd, which I’m reliably informed many of my followers are. I can’t imagine why.
But for now, seeing as I primarily tell stories and make audio porn, I figured the most important feature to demo is the one that most of you might use: sound activated vibrations! This means I’m going to turn on ‘sound’ mode in my Lovense App, whack the sensitivity up a notch, then listen to some smut and have a wank.
Getting fucked with words
Note that this story, while a reasonably accurate portrayal of the first wank I had with this toy, is deliberately written to try and build pace and intensity so that when you play it while using one of these sound-responsive sex toys, it’ll build you to a peak. I don’t guarantee that you’ll come, but I do guarantee that if you consume the content in the way it is intended, you will definitely understand what I’m getting at. UK users – if you get a ‘censored’ message when you play the audio on site, head over to Patreon where you can access with a free account. Sorry for the faff.
Note that the story contains BDSM fantasies.
First I have to choose some audio porn. This is, in some ways, pretty simple: not only do I have a huge bank of incredibly sexy stories, I also have an unrivalled knowledge of exactly which ones might work to get me off, seeing as I edited and published almost all of them. Unfortunately, because creating audio erotica is a significant part of my job, there’s also something a little work-related about wanking off to it, so for a while I struggle to decide which one to use.
I can’t use one of my own stories, obviously. Much as I love the sound of my own voice, I’d definitely end up with some high levels of post-orgasmic cringe if I actually rubbed one out to it. Other people who have written and read for me are technically my colleagues, so there’s a weird line in my head that tells me it’d be crossing professional boundaries to make one the centrepiece of a grubby wank. But there are specific people whose voices I really love, and off the top of my head I can think of a few pieces that would make the grade: they tackle fantasies I happen to share; they’re read with perfect ‘vibration build’ pace and rhythm; and importantly they’re horny enough that they won’t just remind me of work. I line them up in a few different tabs on my phone.
Next I fire up the Lovense Osci – turn on the toy and connect through the app. I’ve played with the sound levels already, and decided that a medium setting for decibel sensitivity is probably best. I set the sensitivity to 45, which is just enough to make the toy vibrate and oscillate when the words start pouring forth, but not so sensitive that it will pick up every rustle and shuffle as I get comfortable on the bed. It should also mean that louder sounds vibrate harder, so as the story I’ve chosen picks up pace and volume and I get closer to coming, the words – and therefore the toy – will be working as efficiently as possible to get me there.
When I first considered doing this, I was sceptical that the outcome would be horny. I thought I’d feel a little awkward, masturbating to work that I’d helped to produce. Usually when I’m working, if something makes me horny, I’ll walk away from my laptop and go lie down on the bed. Frig myself off to something that my own filthy mind conjures, inspired by but never outright based on the piece of content I’m meant to be editing.
But something about the idea of it struck a chord with me, because fundamentally I am horny for words. The rhythm of them. The pace. Those neat little turns of phrase that make my brain tingle and my cunt clench. The anticipation, on listening to someone tell me a sexy story, when they’re describing the sensation of someone’s cock pressed up tight against their hole, and they pause – for an infinitesimally edgy little second – before explaining how firmly that cock slid all the way in.
For the first couple of minutes that the toy is inside me, I’m sliding it back and forth. Gently tugging that deliciously oscillating inner section against my g-spot to make the most of every sentence that rumbles from my phone. It’s not long until I stop touching it, though. Until I remove my hand from the toy, leaving it snugly inside myself, and instead focus on listening to the fantasy. Specifically, listening to the meaning of the words, and revelling in the ache that comes in the pauses.
It’s all about the pauses. For me, at any rate.
Usually when I’m masturbating I’ll push myself quickly to the edge and then straight on over. Wham, bam, thanks ma’am let’s get back to work. This time I actually listen, though. I force myself to slow down. And in slowing down I start to realise that the silences between words are just as important as the words themselves.
In the story, people are touching and being touched. The word ‘slut’ appears often, and that trips good neurons in my brain, causing my spine to start flickering with the early waves that will eventually turn into an orgasm. But the pauses are what really get me. Those tiny little moments when the story hangs in silence, and my cunt clutches eagerly, fruitlessly, yearning for an extra burst of sensation.
Instead of sliding the toy in and out, I let it sit there inside me – clit vibe perfectly positioned to hit the most sensitive part, inner arm clamped tightly against my g-spot, and I dissolve inside the story that I’m being told. Pinching my nipples and closing my eyes tight shut so I can better picture the characters and the positions and – oh yeah this is weird – now the lips and tongue and teeth of the person telling it. The story itself is hot, but with this focus, what I care about is the words. The pace of them. The pauses between them. The volume, oh God the volume of this person’s voice as they growl hungrily into my ears and into the receptors that translate those sound waves into direct sensations in my cunt and on my clit.
When I first considered trying this, my main considerations were about which story I should choose and who the narrator should be. But as I allow myself to fall deeper into the narrative, letting the pleasure in my own body be directly physically linked to what comes from the storyteller’s mouth, I realise that this is far more all-encompassing than that. I’m no longer just listening to audio, I’m feeling it. Not just imagining the fantasy, I’m embellishing it in my head – I find myself mentally urging the narrator to speak more quickly, turn up the volume, use short, staccato sentences that force me to hover briefly on each teeny tiny precipice that represents one step more towards coming.
As with every time I wank, I start to paint in details that haven’t even been told to me. The narrator mentions a rock-solid erection: I picture it bright-lubed with precum. They say that cock slid deep inside someone’s cunt: I hear in my mind the wet, slick power of that stroke. Hands grip hips and I see fingers digging deep into flesh – hard enough to leave dark, dark bruises. I’m adding in new characters now – new people to join in the action. Each brief pause in the narrative makes my heart hurt and my cunt throb with longing for further sensation, so I’m thinking: add more. More people, more words, more action. Don’t just give me a cum shot now, draw it out a little I am so fucking close. I am populating my mind with characters from different stories, acts from my imagination, and words that I remember growled from different lips in my long-distant past.
I’m touching the toy now – not fucking myself with it, just nudging it into an angle where I can maximise the feeling of the vibe on my clit and that neatly-thudding plate right up against the inside of my cunt. I’m picturing that cunt getting ploughed by men I have had in the past. Remembering the face of the guy who most recently screwed me, and the way that face was twisted into a desperate expression of need as he picked up the pace and powered up the force with which he ploughed me – desperate to come.
I’m selectively hearing the story now, my brain zooms in on ‘bitch’ and ‘slut’ and ‘fuck toy’ and my body responds to the volume and the buzz that accompanies each of them. But in those moments of brief silence between sentences I’m ambushed by images from other fucks and fantasies past: a secretary bent over a conference table to be used by visiting colleagues; a belt hooked round my hips so someone can yank me more viciously down to the base of his cock; the spring of resistance when I try to sit down on a dick that’s just slightly too fat and hard for easy entry; five men lined up tugging desperately at red, angry erections as they watch whoever’s at the front of the queue pump thick, heavy loads of cum deep inside the willing ass of whoever is strapped to the table.
We’re on cum shots now, so fuck it, let’s go. The filthy words pouring from my phone keep that toy vibrating good and hard, over and over, brief pauses allowing me just enough time to whine and keen and hope there’s more story to tell because I am close. So close. I’m on the edge and using my left hand to hold the vibe against my g-spot while my right hand pinches my nipples and allowing the story to wash into my brain. And as the characters gear up for their own orgasmic explosion I treat myself to a montage of cum shots I’ve loved in the past. A previous lover grunting through gritted teeth as he slams it home ‘I’m gonna come, squeeze that cunt nice and tight for me’, another letting loose a strangled ‘unngh’ as he pours thick spunk from the tip of his dick and in between the crook of finger and thumb on his right hand. Fantasy fucking with impossible quantities of jizz, pumped over my face and into my eyes and dripping onto my tits where it’s smeared around hard nipples with the tip of his still-twitching prick. One guy shooting ropes of spunk all over my bare backside as another stands ready with a thick leather belt and a boner of his own and the cum-trigger comment that so often works for me: ‘the beating hurts more when it’s wet’.
And that is how the waves start, with a flash-frame fantasy of my own woven neatly into the physical experience of using someone else’s words to wank. I ride these waves, and the sound of this person’s voice, allowing the toy to throb and thump inside me while I spasm and twitch around it. Just a little more, please. One more hit. One more buzz. Give me a few more staccato sentences and growled ‘that’s it’s and ‘good girl’s just to massage my aching clit through the final ripples and quivers and shudders. Till I’m lying on the bed, naked from the waist down, weirdly wetter than I’ve been for a wank in many, many months. No longer craving sound but shuddering in silence, as I slow my breathing and settle into calm, and allow myself to thrill with wonder at the weird way I’ve just been fucked.
Want to try sound activated vibrations yourself?
If you’re tempted by the idea of being literally fucked with words – whether my words above or someone else’s (check out the free audio porn hub!) – then the first thing you’ll need is one of these toys.
- Lovense Osci – retails for £159 but is currently on sale for £79. Rabbit-style vibe with oscillating internal g-spot plate. HOT AS FUCK.
- Lovense Gush – retails for £159 but, again, discounted to £79 at the moment (prices might change over time, pls don’t sue me if it’s not discounted by the time you get round to reading this blog). Oscillating/vibrating dick sheath that you use to stroke your cock while you wank. Unngh.
- Lovense Edge – also usually £159 but down to £79 right now. It’s an adjustable prostate massager that will pump the sound of someone’s words deep into your ass. Hold me hold me hold me.
- Lovense Hush – this one’s also £79, but down from £159. Are you sensing a theme? App-controlled butt plug – every home should have one.
There are plenty more toys over on the Lovense site, have a browse around to find the one that would work best for you. And then let me fuck you with my words.
Questions about Lovense toys?
How easy is the Lovense app to use?
Although the possibilities with these toys are almost endless, I found the actual set up pretty simple, which is handy because one of the things I have found frustrating about other smart sex toys is how much time it takes to get them going. With this one, I just downloaded the app, charged the toy, turned it on and connected it – from that point on I found it reasonably intuitive to navigate the app and work out what I wanted to do. if you need more, they have detailed user guides for all the toys on their website.
Is Lovense the one I keep seeing on cam sites?
Probably, yes. One of the things that first turned me on (pun intended) to Lovense was seeing how cam performers integrate the toys with tip-driven shows. They’ll connect something – usually in my experience a Lovense Lush – and when viewers give tips of a certain amount they can vibrate the toy, turn it up/down or even off completely if they’re mean and teasing. You can find out more about this in the cam partners section of the Lovense site. I remember a couple of very sexy moments in my long-distant past when my partner would fire up Chaturbate and let me press the button to shower someone in tips. Remembering it now makes me wish I hadn’t recently had a wank, so I could pop off and enjoy another cheeky one right this minute.
Does it integrate with porn?
Yes. And you can find some of the porn it will integrate with over here. You can also use it for interactive gaming, or sync it with audio stories from another of my incredible sponsors, Bloom (use code ‘GIRLONTHENET’ for money off a subscription).
Can I pair it with another toy?
Fuck yes, I am so glad I imagined you asking this, because the concept itself is red-hot. Not only can you sync your toy with a toy that belongs to your partner (or perhaps with some random person that you met on the Lovense app forums – there’s that option too!), you could also potentially sync two toys that you are using simultaneously. For example, if you happened to be the hot man I’m thinking of, you could get a bundle that consists of the Edge prostate massager plus Gush dick vibe, and sync the two toys so they vibrate to the same pattern at the same time. A bit like you’re fucking yourself in the ass.
If you want this sensation with even more oomph, you can sync the thrusting Solace toy with the Edge, so the harder you thrust into Solace, the more intensely the Edge will thrum inside you.
If two people have different toys, you can do similar things – combining the Nora rabbit vibe and the Max dick sheath, one person’s movements can be made to trigger the vibes in the other’s toy. As I say: so many possibilities.
What about data privacy?
I’ll level with you: this is not a primary concern for me. Firstly because most of my sexy secrets are out here online, and secondly because I have two phones. If I ever worry about data from one app getting leaked, I’ll just chuck it on the phone that’s a mess of porn and pseudonyms anyway. For what it’s worth, if you are extremely concerned about your data being leaked when you use smart sex toys, or you think you may be in danger if this data were found, I would recommend you give this a lot of consideration before using one from any provider.
I think Lovense cares about data privacy, otherwise I wouldn’t be working with them, but I also know that these things carry inherent risk. You can read Lovense’s full privacy policy here where they explain that no identifying information about you will be stored. However, some of the features of the toy do require you to set up an account, and give the app access to certain parts of your phone (for example, to use the ‘sync with Spotify’ feature, the Lovense app will need permission). There have been security issues flagged in the past, which Lovense has fixed, but if this is of massive concern to you then I would advise you to do some research before you take the plunge. I am not going to pretend I can advise you, I can only tell you what matters to me, a horny but sometimes cheerfully-ignorant slag. If you find any security issues that you believe need fixing, contact Lovense via the email address on this page.
Can I use the toy without any of the smart features?
Sure thing! If you just want an oscillating pad against your g-spot and a fabulous vibe against your clit, you can use the Lovense Osci for a standard wank no problem. To my mind it’s the smart stuff that makes it magic, though.
If you didn’t get one for free, would you have bought this toy?
This is the question I ask myself whenever I’m writing a post about a sponsor product that was given to me for free: if I lost it or broke it, would I spend my own money on another one? A lot of the time the answer is ‘maybe’ – it depends on what type of wanking I’m obsessed with at the time. But in this case I can give you a resounding ‘hell yes’. Not only am I genuinely curious and excited to try out all the weird new sex ideas that this toy has sparked off in my mind (FUCK THE TRAIN), I also don’t think I’ve encountered a rabbit vibe that delivers such throbbing, deep, oh-fuck-I-might-actually-squirt sensations.
The Osci is covered under a standard 1 year warranty, but if it happens to break outside of that or if I accidentally lose it on the Caledonian Sleeper train to Edinburgh, I’ll definitely get myself another.
You don’t abandon the fuck buffet while there’s still so much new stuff to taste.