Guest blog: The first time I tasted my own spunk

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As a connoisseur of jizz, I am always intrigued by what jizzers think of their own ejaculate. Some of the guys I’ve been with have been very happy indeed to taste their own spunk during a post-blowjob kiss, while others seem a bit unsure of it. So when today’s guest blogger got in touch to offer a post about the first time he tasted his own spunk, naturally I was very excited to hear from someone who could give a personal opinion on their own unique emissions. Also, you know, it’s really really hot to read about people tasting their own jizz. I assume you agree, or you probably wouldn’t be here. Take it away, Mr Big…

The first time I tasted my own spunk

Audrey and I were nearing the end of a particularly energetic fuck. I knew I was going to cum inside her very soon and that – as she was still some way off – I’d need to make her cum afterwards. As I watched my slick cock appear and disappear in and out of her cunt, I felt that deliciously familiar build up in my groin. I readied myself to spunk inside her then, with a loud groan through gritted teeth, I pulled myself as deep into her as I could, and jet after jet of spunk squirted from my cock.

When the spasms were almost over, I pulled my slimy cock from her and quickly got down between her legs, licking her cunt and clit lasciviously as the combined pearly juices dribbled out in a steady stream. She orgasmed as I slurped the mixture from her.

‘You really enjoy doing that don’t you?’ she laughed as she recovered her breath.

‘What? Cunt licking? I fucking love it!’ I laughed.

‘No. Tasting your own spunk. You’ve never shied away from it in all these years we’ve been together.’

I hadn’t really given it much thought. I just believed it was the fair thing to do, after I’d cum, to make sure she orgasmed as well, but as she raised the point my mind went back to the first time I tasted my own spunk.

It was around 1980, and I was a late starter sexually as I was still a virgin at the age of 19, but sex was very much at the forefront of my mind. Hardly a night went by that I didn’t have a wank whilst looking at the pages of one of my collection of girlie magazines. But now being older and wiser I actually remembered to have tissue paper with me to catch my spunk rather than make a sticky mess on my stomach.

I was working my way through an apprenticeship at the time, and on a Friday lunchtime my older workmates and I used to go to a local pub for a pint or two before returning to work. However on one particular Friday they decided we should go to a different pub, with some knowing smirks exchanged between one another. It transpired that the pub in question showed Danish porn videos at Friday lunchtime to bring in the workmen, so when we arrived the place was heaving. Everyone was looking up above the door as we entered, and curiously I looked back to see what they found so interesting. There, mounted high in the corner, was a TV showing a girl in black stockings and suspenders being aggressively fucked by a very well-endowed guy, and the closeups clearly showed his wet cock thrusting back and forth in her cunt!

As I watched, oblivious to my mates offering me a pint, the guy was kneeling on the floor fucking her. She sat on the edge of a sofa with her legs held up in the crook of his arms. Having only seen a naked cunt in a glossy mag, to now see one with a cock sliding in and out was mind blowing!

Suddenly the guy sped up his fucking and yelled out as he pulled his cock from the girl’s cunt, who then dropped to the floor in front of him and started wanking him off right in front of her wide open mouth. A couple of seconds later the first jet of spunk erupted and went straight into her mouth, with the following squirts going over her face too.

A cheer went up around the bar and I struggled to contain my erection as I tried to wrap my head around what I’d just seen. I knew, of course, that spunk was the result of the male orgasm, but to cum on someone’s face… and for them to swallow it!

The first experiment

I decided there and then that I wanted to taste my own spunk – to experience the same thing that the girl had, and that I would try it later that night. I could think of nothing else for the rest of the day, and had to tolerate my workmates ribbing me about lunchtime, but finally that evening I went to bed early with a good supply of toilet roll and my favourite wanking pictures spread open on the bed beside me.

I was so turned on that my cock throbbed like I’d never known before, and I wanked myself silly to a favourite picture of a girl whose cunt was very exposed – it was half shaven and her legs were spread apart. I felt my orgasm building.

I quickly rolled backwards onto my shoulders and brought my knees back either side of my head so that my cock was just inches above my face, then opened my mouth wide as I stroked my cock to finish myself off.

Seconds later I had the biggest orgasm I’d ever known, and just like the girl in the video I took the first shot of spunk straight into my mouth, as well as several others, but it was difficult to control myself so spunk splattered all over my face and pillow. I lost count of how many spurts there were, but when I’d finished I lay back on the bed gasping and swallowing, as the spunk on my face slowly trickled over my cheeks.

Several things surprised me that night. Firstly, just how much spunk can be produced from one orgasm, secondly just how warm it is on your skin and tongue, and thirdly just how strong-tasting it is and how long the taste lingers in the back of your throat.

I tasted my own spunk twice more that same night, to check the results of this experiment, and nowadays I often check the quality of it from Audrey’s cunt, tits or face. Or sometimes from her mouth in a spunk-filled kiss…

6 Comments

  • SpaceCaptainSmith says:

    Isn’t this one of those things every guy tried growing up? :)

    I like the taste of it too, but find the position needed for a self-facial is pretty awkward. If you just want to taste it, probably easier to just jizz into your hand and lick that…

    • Girl on the net says:

      Ahhhh so I have thoughts on this (and a half-finished blog post). I reckon there is a significant difference in the enjoyment of tasting/eating jizz if it has been on skin/out of the body for anything more than a microsecond. Like… jizz shot directly into my mouth is exciting and fun and hot and tastes good, but if the substance is allowed to cool in any way whatsoever (i.e. if I’m being told to lick it off someone’s stomach or what have you) it suddenly becomes… less good? I am not sure if this is because of actual practical things like flavour/texture changing significantly, or if it is purely a psychological thing. i.e. if I’m licking it *up* after ejaculation someone’s already come, so I’ve lost a bit of interest, whereas if they’re spaffing it straight into my mouth, they’re in the throes of orgasm and so I’m still enjoying the ride.

      Does anyone else have thoughts on this? I might dust off my old draft entitled ‘spunk has a ‘best eaten before’ moment’ and see what everyone thinks =)

  • Brian says:

    I am absolutely in the take-it-straight-from-the-source camp, mid-orgasm cum is absolutely the better tasting. I tried and tried for years to get into a position to do it in bed, but I finally succeeded by lying backwards in the empty bathtub with my legs running up the wall and cock hanging above my head! Off the hand even after a couple of seconds of post-orgasm, it’s just not as desirable.

    I think this is why I want to suck more cocks. All of the taste with none of the contortion.

  • Cherry says:

    I’m a major blow job fan and have never not swallowed, so I’ve been confused in the past by my own unenthusiastic reaction to helping “clean up” post orgasm if that orgasm wasn’t in (or within a microsecond of) my mouth. I’m not yet sure where the line is (I’ll just have to try more things, for science, obviously) but I agree that for me there is definitely a “best before”.
    Interestingly if the jizz in question is on my skin (rather than theirs), that best before is a little longer. I have zero idea why this is. Maybe because I can already feel the temperature or consistency or something so know what I’m about to lick up? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Mr Big says:

    I completely get the comment by GOTN about time duration actually, and thinking about it (and what I’ve found over the years), I’d say that there are 3 different stages of how nice spunk will taste, and they’re really very brief timewise between each other.
    Firstly, as per my blog, there’s the direct swallow at the time of orgasm. Probably by far the best as it actually seems hotter than body temperature, plus the excitement of the orgasm itself all adds to the pleasure.
    Secondly, there’s taking it from the recipients mouth or cunt. It seems that even at this point the temperature of it has decreased ever so slightly, plus for the guy swallowing what he’s just ejaculated, his orgasm has finished and hence the excitement has waned. For some guys this is the point where what seemed like a good idea before they came has now become something that they don’t want to do.
    Thirdly there’s licking it from exposed skin, such as face, tits, stomach, pussy lips etc. Similar comment about the guy being less keen to do it at this point, as he’s cum and his excitement has waned, but also spunk seems to cool very quickly on skin, so can taste very cold if you’re licking it from the exposed surface.
    I do agree with SpaceCaptainSmith about licking it from your hand, and it’s something that I enjoy whilst edging, but frankly it’s not as good as enjoying it at the moment of orgasm with everything else that’s going on.

  • Lisa Gomes says:

    Thanks for sharing this

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