Wallowing in spunk

Image by the brilliant Stuart F Taylor

Ten minutes after we’ve fucked, I cough. Inevitably, thick teaspoons of lukewarm spoodge dribble down into my knickers.

I.

Love.

This.

Feeling.

It is not for the physical sensation: a very similar effect is released when I’ve put my pants on after a bath. The wetness gushes slightly quicker, but as it seeps through my crotch the feelings I get are more annoyance than delight.

When it’s spunk, though? I am down with that: it’s like a souvenir.

I enjoy the smell of spunk. I enjoy the scent of spunk. I enjoy the taste of spunk, although I do have to add the caveat that it must be fresh and warm. I’m not refrigerating it and spreading it in my sandwiches or anything.

Recently I’ve seen a few references to going to the toilet after a fuck in order to avoid getting cystitis. I am not a doctor, nor indeed any kind of expert on human biology, beyond which bits of the human body I most enjoy smooshing my face into. But I have never had cystitis (or at least I don’t think I have, and I’d probably have noticed wouldn’t I?), even though it can apparently be caused by bacteria transferred during sex or wiping or something (visit the NHS for genuine advice rather than my own waffle). The idea that if you don’t clean afterwards you’ll get cystitis is a bit of a mystery to me, because I have long been a fan of spunk-wallowing: lying after a fuck and enjoying the feeling as the spunk dribbles out, or squirming in wet knickers and the knowledge that what’s moistening them is the drooling spaff of a guy who’s just fucked me.

Perhaps cystitis immunity is my superpower? I’m sure we all have one. To be honest I’d have rather had flying, but I’ll take this if it means I get to do more of what I love.

It’s not just the feeling, it’s the smell. Some spunk smells stronger than others and that – naturally – is the best. What’s more, each smell is unique to the individual, and becomes even more unique when mixed with my own scent. Like a sticky, wet, post-fuck perfume we’ve made together.

I don’t tend to sleep naked. If I do, the wetness trickles down and makes me uncomfortable. Far better to pop on a pair of knickers after sex and let them collect it. Perhaps allowing for a cheeky sniff before they go into the washing basket when I wake up in the morning. Or, even better, to run my hand down into my knickers and feel the sticky, spunky wetness that’s collected there from the night before, smearing it further over myself with lazy, morning fingers, and feeling the twitching, throbbing pressure of arousal as I rub it over the good parts.

Why am I telling you this? I guess because sometimes I like revelling in things people would write off as gross, or weird, or unhygienic. Because I occasionally want people to tell me I’m not alone – to confirm that others do this too. Because if I’ve timed it right then this blog post goes live while I’m at a festival, wallowing in the dirty, sweaty, two-days-spunk-encrusted fucking that I get to have in a tent.

Because humans are messy and sometimes we leak stuff. And while it’s lovely to get clean at the end of a festival, sometimes there’s a primal, filthy pleasure to be had in staying dirty.

25 Comments

  • I love you.

    I love that you talk about the things that might gross some people out.

    Thanks for sharing. :)

    HGG. xx

  • Jacqy says:

    I absolutely concur on this one, LOVE the feeling of spunk dripping out, smelling it when going to the toilet or indeed stick my fingers in it and spreading it on my clit and nipples. Hmmmm!

  • J says:

    Whilst I am, alas, super prone to cystitis and all related curses and thus not much of a one for this, I did get a good solid wank out of it, so you can consider me an ally if not a co-conspirator.

  • Charlie says:

    All the stuff you write is hot, but this, in particular, is one I relate to! I like to lay on my back when I masterbate and when I cum, I like when it’s on my stomach. I relate to your enjoyment of it’s warmth. I find it interesting how some spunk can be runnier while others is thicker. I like using a finger to play with it to see. And I don’t bother to wash up or anything, but just put my underwear over top of it and feel it squish around. I’m happy there’s someone out there that does the same thing.

  • abbirode says:

    Just on the cystitis thing. I’ve had it a load of times and as two medical family members have told me cystitis is caused by soft tissue damage. So rough sex can cause it, or lots of sex. And it can also be caused by bacteria – but that’s always been inferred to be from (possibly) fecal matter. Or just regular dirt getting into tiny abbraisons.
    But never have I heard that cystitis is caused by spunk?

    Either way you must have a geat constitution or super hygiene for never having got it.
    I’d go on about how awful it is but it can be treated easily. It’s not a death sentence!

  • abbirode says:

    AND.. I’ve never heard of anyone else putting their knickers on after sex for that reason! I do it every time.
    Some guys have commented on it and while not grossed out – they do think it’s odd of me.
    Not that it’ll stop me; I can’t make that stuff come out any faster than it wants to, so the knickers going back on will stay.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Thank you so much! For both your comments, but especially your second one – it’s good to know I’m not alone! =)
      x

  • Oh I do love you chica!x

  • Amy says:

    It’s that first cough or a sneeze and it feels like is squirting out as fast as it went in. Oooh my!

  • AwakeinSpain says:

    Just on the cysistis thing – it is caused by irritation and sort of micro wounds sometimes caused by rough or um…sustained penetration, that irritate the urethra and then bacteria can get in and make everything a bit angry. Penises and sex toys and fingers and whatever have germs on, just like everything else, so this is how bacteria can get introduced. By going to the toilet you flush out bacteria that have been introduced with urine. A lot of people think urine is sterile – its not – but going to the toilet helps to flush out bacteria that have been like, smushed into the uretha from enthusiastic fucking. It’s not actually anything to do with getting rid of the spunk.

    I don’t know why I went into so much detail, as I don’t even like dude spunk, but I thought it might be useful to know the theory behind the peeing after sex thing.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hey – thank you so much! As I say, I’m not a doctor which is why I always make sure to link to NHS and stuff if it’s something I’m not read up on (and I wrote this blog in a bit of a hurry!) so thank you for adding some more informed info! x

  • David says:

    God. I’ve now read this three times, and it’s still intensely…distracting.

  • Jo says:

    Argh – so envious! I have a lot of partners and haven’t been fluid bonded in years… I *really* miss getting pumped full of semen. Sigh. Are there sperm trees in the UK? (It’s a real thing, I swear.)

  • hazelthecrow says:

    Cracking up at the linden trees :-) anyone else noticed how hawthorn blossom smells of honey and cunny?

  • pinkgilly15 says:

    I had read those cystitis post with clients confusion this week as I have early had it and I love love to do just this after agood fuck..I often put my pannts on and wriggle my hips to feel it more flowing out. It’s what makes a good fuck even better.all about sensation this is another sensation. Good to know I’m not alone. Great post.

  • Dana Rich says:

    I have several points… cysistis is sometimes called “honeymoon bladder” because it can occur in women who have not had much sex or no sex for a while. So while it can be bacterial, it can also be from becoming active. I loved reading this blog and have never understood men’s aversion to sleeping in the wet spot on the bed. I love that. I love waking up with cock stuck to my tummy. Also I wanted to add that while reading things like this I find myself more aroused by some things than others. Thus I find I get an erection, it softens then hardens again according to how turned on I am by what I’m reading. Eventually i get precum on my head and usually find my self needing to pee. When I do after getting hard and then soft and hard and soft it feels almost like a mini orgasm to pee. It’s wonderful. A special treat especially when I’m in a situation where I cannot finish myself.

  • Yes, I put panties on after sex and smell them in the morning. Thought I was the only one.

    Had loads of sex and over twenty partners. So I’m lucky I didn’t get a yeast infection until I was nearly forty and never had cystitus. My four-legged pussies have it often though and they’re neutered!

  • Jennifer says:

    1000% yes!! Totally agree with you here. The feeling of something warm and gooey flowing out of your vag is an exceptionally good one. Slowly pushing your lips apart from the inside out.

    Also, you know when you get a piece of your long hair stuck between your butt or in the folds of your vulva. I love the feeling of slowly pulling that out. It tickles.

    ‘I like revelling in things some people would write off as gross, or weird, or unhygienic.’ – best quote.

  • This was so incredibly fucking hot. I love spunk. I adore it. I like letting it dry on me. I like smelling it wafting from my skin later. It’s like a bonus turn-on all over again.

    xx Dee

  • Jamie says:

    I feel like a social pariah: I’m not a spunk fan.

    I mean, obviously, yes, I love it – a great big jet of it, a dribble, precum telling me that I’ve got the bloke in front of me hot already, the unique smell, the spectrum of taste from salty through to soapy which is different for every man… but once the job’s done, I want to wipe it off of me. Or shower. Just get rid of it.

    I find nothing sexy in it getting cold and rank on my belly or back or face or even on my hand. Wipe it off – with a clean scooping motion, don’t spread it around with an ineffectual wipe like it’s egg white on a kitchen counter – and move on.

    Am I a freak?

    • Girl on the net says:

      So firstly: “egg white on a kitchen counter” won’t leave my mental image bank in a hurry =D

      But I think it’s safe to say you’re not a freak. I know many people who would rather politely wipe away a sex sneeze than wallow in it. Either *I’m* the freak or we’re all basically fine and should enjoy or not enjoy spunk to whatever degree we choose!

  • Daniel says:

    I do love a girl who likes to wallow in cum. The perfume is arousing. And if she’s not careful, I’d have my face in between her thighs, just begging to smell and taste her cummy cunt.
    I know I can’t be the only one.

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