OK FINE I’ll review the AMO bullet vibe

Image by me, sorry about the terrible quality. Look how silky my bedsheets are, though! I am a luxury bitch.

I hate doing this, but needs must: I’m going to review the AMO bullet vibe. I hate doing it for a few reasons, not least because I think I’m terrible at reviewing sex toys, and I work with Hot Octopuss so you’re not going to believe a word I say about the AMO bullet vibe, but for what it’s worth here goes: this is a very very good vibrator.

I say this as someone who doesn’t really like bullet vibes. Apart from the Loving Joy bullet which was kindly given to me by my site sponsor SexToys a while ago, and helped me out with some cheeky tent wanks at festivals, bullet vibrators are rarely ever intense enough for me to get off on. I usually need the blow-your-head-off power of a Doxy or the clitoral miracle of a Zumio, combined with a decent g-spot dildo like Ambit if I’m to stand a hope in hell of actually coming. What can I say? My junk has taken a hell of a lot of punishment over the years, so to wake it from its slumber it requires POWER and INTENSITY.

The AMO bullet vibe delivers exactly that.

AMO bullet vibe: what’s the secret?

Frankly, I don’t understand. I work with Hot Octopuss and for the last few months I have seen various iterations of the AMO bullet vibe as a preview to the toy’s launch. Every time we have a team meeting Adam (one of the Hot Octopuss bosses, who leads on the invention/development of new stuff) will bounce in excitedly waving shiny new stuff – first it was simple models designed to show the size/shape of the toy, then rumbly prototypes, and eventually the finished product, which I held in my sweaty palm and marvelled at, as I felt the deep vibrations traveling all the way up my arm.

Bullet vibes aren’t meant to be like this. Most of them are tinny, buzzy, weakass little fuckers. So I honestly don’t know what the fuck Adam has done to make the AMO bullet vibe so powerful. He’s a witch, burn him.

AMO or DiGiT?

This isn’t the only pocket-sized vibrator Hot Octopuss have launched this year – the DiGiT finger vibe came out a few months ago (accompanied by a ‘Show Stigma The Finger’ campaign which I wrote about here) and that one also delivers far more power than it has any right to. I liked the DiGiT a lot when I first tried it out, and if you’re in the market for a wearable vibe that you (or whoever is lucky enough to be fucking you) can slip onto your fingers and wear during sex for a bit of extra clit/nipple/perineal/whatever-you-like stimulation, then you should definitely check it out. Especially as it’s 20% off at the moment with the code BF2019.

But there’s one thing AMO offers that DiGiT doesn’t, and that’s pinpoint stimulation. Since I started using my Zumio every single fucking day like a total obsessive, I have discovered not only that I enjoy pinpoint stimulation, but that there’s a very specific location just to the left of my clit where pinpoint sensation does incredible, squirmy, grunt-loud-enough-to-disturb-the-neighbours things. And AMO has one side with a deliberately pointed edge which allows me to hit that spot perfectly. I love it.

Hot Octopuss sponsor my site, and they also hire me to manage their social media (come say hi and follow us on Twitter!). They also gave me affiliate links to include in posts, so I’ll get a little bit of cash off the back of any product you buy from their website. That means it’s a bit of an uphill struggle for me to explain why I like their stuff. I can’t really say there’s no bias here, because chances are if I didn’t work for them then this ‘review’ (is it even that?) would languish at the bottom of my to-do list and never end up getting written.

But while I’ll happily admit that I’m biased enough to get off my arse and write about AMO, I don’t think I’m mistaken when I tell you it’s genuinely great. My clit is a fussy, needy fucker, and it’s very rare for a bullet vibe to successfully get me off.

AMO did that.

You can buy AMO for £49 from the Hot Octopuss site, or keep an eye out for other reviews of it popping up in your timeline if you’d like to check and see if I’m a horrible lying arsehole or if I am genuinely right that this thing is pretty special.

 

If you want to buy anything else from Hot Octopuss, at the moment they’re running a Black Friday sale which gets you 20% off anything (except AMO, cos that’s their newest toy) until Sunday night with the code BF2019. Seeing as I work for them I can confidently tell you that they don’t often offer 20% discounts, so this is a seriously good deal. Of all their toys, I especially recommend the Atom Plus (a cock ring so powerful I have ripped my house apart to find mine in the heat of a horny moment), and the PULSE Essential, a dick vibe that does genuinely unique and intense things to the most sensitive parts of your cock.

See my filthy write up of Atom Plus, or this glorious guest post about the PULSE, for a bit more info. Ooh, and this post where I watch one dude using PULSE on another and then my brain melts because the whole experience is too horny for words.

3 Comments

  • fuzzy says:

    good enough for me. I am putting this on my list of “must buy” vibes, and I made notes on the others you mentioned, for the next time I go into a sex toy buying frenzy (which happens every couple of months).

    much obliged.

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hooray! I am delighted to be able to introduce you to it! Also I really like the idea of a sex toy buying frenzy every couple of months =) xx

  • Phillip says:

    Maybe my significant other could somehow be interested in something new? Maybe under hypnosis or after a visit from God? Maybe I should just stick it in her underwear drawer? You do write a good review. I have had this item on my mind for some time and this is the toy I would buy.

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