Submit your sex blogs to be turned into audio porn

Image by the fabulous Stuart F Taylor

Do you run a smutty website? Would you like to turn some of your awesome sex blogs into audio porn? I’d love to hear from you! I’ll pay a license fee to produce your work as audio and give you a widget to embed those stories on your own website, which makes your erotica more accessible to people who use screenreaders. If you’re willing and able to record your own work, I will also pay you to record them yourself. Interested? Read on…

This post originally went up during last round of commissioning, but I’m republishing in December 2022 – some details have changed so please do read carefully before submitting! 

What do I need?

Sexy blogs and erotic stories – either fiction or non-fiction anywhere between 1000 and 3000 words (though this can be flexible). Usually calls for submissions state that work cannot be published elsewhere, but in this case I’m aiming to license work that’s been published on your own site already.

I cannot afford to pay huge rates, so the aim is to pay excellent sex writers for work you have already produced, so you can make extra cash without effort. It also gives me an excellent opportunity to promote your site, and your work, on these pages.

Stories should be

a) hot

b) easy for a solo voice to read aloud (i.e. not too heavy on dialogue/sound effects!)

c) legal

I’m interested in both true sex stories and erotic fiction, and I have a particular interest in BDSM stories as they tend to do well on the site. Stories written in first/second person tend to work best as audio (i.e. “I ripped his clothes off” or “I want to rip your clothes off” rather than third person “she ripped her clothes off”) because it’s sexy to hear these whispered through headphones into your ears!

To get an idea of the kind of stories I love to publish, check out the guest audio. I am always especially keen to hear from people who are writing from different perspectives to my own (I am a mostly-straight, predominantly-submissive, cisgender woman).

What’s in it for you?

I will pay you £20 for a license to adapt/use each story. If you are keen and able to record your work yourself, I will also pay your hourly rate for the time spent recording. If you have imagery to go with your sex blogs (to which you own, and are able to sell, the rights) then I may also ask to license this for an extra fee if you’re up for it. Very much dependent on the pics though, as Patreon lays down rules about how explicit I can get with the pictures I publish.

I will edit and produce the finished audio, and publish it here where audio porn receives over 150,000 listens each month. You’ll also have a dedicated author page which will include links to your own blog and any other relevant projects you’d like me to include.

I’ll give you an embed code so you can add the audio to your own website, which gives you rich in-page content that should delight your readers, make your website more accessible, and give you SEO benefit too. You can see an example here on Molly Moore’s amazing story ‘Cuckboy’. I cannot stress enough how important this is to the project – it’s not just about publishing sexy erotica here, it’s about making other sites more accessible to people using screenreaders. For this reason, during this round of commissioning I am only looking to license work that already exists on websites/blogs, to which the audio can be added when it’s ready. You can check whether embedding is possible before submitting your work by testing with a YouTube video – YT allows embedding in the same way as the audio player that this site uses.

Erotic writers: Interested? Here’s what to do

Copy/paste the following questions into an email and send, along with your answers to hellogirlonthenet [at] gmail [dotcom] before Friday 6th January 2023.

  • Blog name/url: 
  • Links to 5 posts/stories that you would like me to turn into audio porn. If these include images you’re willing to license as well, let me know and we can discuss that too!
  • If you are looking to record your own work, please attach a sample mp3 file of you reading a couple of paragraphs of your work, with the best equipment you have available, in your best sexy voice and the best quality you can. Sound quality and reading style is really important to listeners, so I may ask to use a different voice to record your work.
  • If you are looking to record, let me know your hourly rate and how long you estimate it’ll take you to record your 5 pieces.

Right now I’m looking for 5 erotic writers for the next round of recording, as I have limited budget so I cannot guarantee I’ll say ‘yes’ to everyone I’m afraid, but I will aim to get back to everyone who contacts me by Friday 13th January, and if it’s not possible to license your work this time there will be more opportunities in future.

Frequently asked questions

I’d like to read my work but I have no experience – can you teach me? 

Yes! For this round of commissioning, I have built in time (I hope) to help train people to read their work if they’d like to learn how to do that. However, you will need to have your own (decent) recording equipment or be able to travel to London to get into a studio I hire. If neither of these things is possible, I can have you work recorded by one of the fabulous readers from past audio projects.

I am not an erotic writer, but I would like to read for you – can I audition? 

At the moment I am lucky enough to have multiple fabulous readers who can pick up extra recording where I need it, so I’m not looking to bring on anyone else right now.

My sex blogs are heavy on the dialogue/needs more than one person to read as it’s a two-person story – can I still submit?

I would love to explore creating some dual-voice audio at some point, but unfortunately time and budget constraints mean this isn’t possible at the moment. Please do keep an eye out on the blog in future though, as this might be something I try to do a bit later down the line!

Next steps

If your work is selected, I’ll drop you an email with a licensing agreement and overview of what it all entails, then ask you to sign and invoice me if you’re happy with everything. You’ll get an agreement which lays out the terms, for which you can opt in/out of how you’d like your work used. Check out the post I wrote for The Smutlancer about putting together consensual licensing agreements if you’re interested in the nerdy detail of this – big thanks to Neil Brown of decoded:legal who has helped to create a clear outline for it, and made the expansion of the audio porn project possible. He’s a diamond.

When that’s done, I’ll get started on turning your work into lovely, sexy, accessible audio porn – read by you, or me, or another fabulous, sexy-voiced reader. The audio will be sent to you when it’s ready, so you have a copy for yourself, then it will be added to the publication schedule ready to go on the site. All audio goes up on my Patreon first, because those lovely fuckers are the ones who make this audio work possible, then later it’ll go live on the site and I will send you a link and embed code so you can add to your own website too.

Any questions?

If you have any questions about this please feel free to drop a comment below. It’s easier if you comment rather than tweet or email, because then the answer is there for others to see if they have the same question!

2 Comments

  • Hello, I just saw your ad and I’ve been trying to do this audio thing but failing miserably. Are you in need of any suggestive/erotic poetry. I write at erospoetry.com and would love to send some poems through.

    Also, are there royalties for the audio (if they are put on Spotify etc), or is that what the license payment is for?

    Thanks!

    • Girl on the net says:

      Hey! I’m definitely up for considering poetry – I love poetry and if you have some that’s wankable please do consider submitting in the next round. This round’s currently closed but I will likely be doing more commissioning in the summer so do keep an eye out then for new subs guidelines.

      I don’t put audio up on Spotify at the moment, or any other platform that works that way in terms of royalties (to be honest, the amounts would likely be so small it wouldn’t be worth the admin), but I do sometimes sub-license audio to other sites (i.e. other websites would pay a fee to license work already produced) and guests can opt in to that if they like. If they do, and their work is chosen/sub-licensed then they get a residual payment later down the line. As a general rule though, it’s best to assume that the license fee is the fee you’ll get and any other money would be a surprise bonus.

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