So I’m definitely SUPER into rough sex and degradation and stuff, but I’d rather be degraded for how slutty I’m being than for how I look. If we’re talking hard limits you should know I am very sensitive when it comes to my body so ‘you filthy little bitch’ is A-OK, but ‘pig’: not so much. I’m up for butt stuff but I’d like fair warning so I can do a bit (OK, a lot) of prep for anal in general. I’m not into age-play, so you’re never my fucking Daddy and I guess the MAIN thing… like my hardest of all hard limits… is… could you please be really careful with my glasses?
I’ve got terribly bad eyesight, you see, and this is my only pair of glasses. I had to get my eyes tested during Big Covid Times and they changed my prescription cos it was giving me migraines, and then bollocked me for buying my glasses off the internet. Apparently I hadn’t measured my pupil distance properly and the slightly-off-centre lenses were making my head explode. They’re cheap on the internet but WILDLY EXPENSIVE in the shop for some reason and…
Hmm? Bondage? Oh yeah I’m into that. Just be aware that I am wildly impatient so if you’re not a total knot expert I’d rather you just told me to stay still on pain of getting fucked in the ass than pissed about with a box knot for twenty minutes. Only two guys have ever tied me brilliantly and one of them was this one, so you have some high fucking standards to live up to.
But back to the glasses, sorry. Short version: I only have one pair. And if they break that’s like another eighty quid or something. And in the meantime I don’t know how I’d even book an eye test because I wouldn’t be able to see the computer screen to book it and I’m not using an actual phone, I’ve got anxiety.
Oh yeah and spanking’s great but I prefer thick, thuddy whacks with a belt to thin, whippy strikes with a cane. Not exactly hard limits but worth knowing, I reckon.
But… sorry to keep going back to it but the glasses thing is really important: like, obviously don’t just take them OFF for the WHOLE SEX. I want to see you when you’re pounding it in. And I want to watch your face in the mirror – you have got mirrors in your bedroom, haven’t you? For the fucking? Oh phew cool thank God because I like to see the look in your eyes just as I squeeze my cunt muscles around your dick.
Haha yeah that bit was hot wasn’t it? But just before we go on I need to stress the glasses thing again. Like… It’s REALLY important. I want to be able to see you, so if we’re doing… shall I say… non-close-up work? Wide shot positions? Like if you’re fucking me missionary but knelt up so your face is further away, or if we’re doing doggy and the only way I can see you is in the aforementioned bedroom mirror then I would really like to keep them on if possible. I need to see your face.
Likewise when I’m sucking your dick – don’t go grabbing my head so hard you nudge my glasses askew. Let the artist get to work.
But don’t feel like you can’t interact with the glasses at all – you’re totally allowed to jizz all over them if you want to. Just don’t break them: that’s the hardest of hard limits.
Oh and feel free to help yourself to any and all sex toys, lube and condoms you can see strewn about you – if it’s on display, it’s fair game, feel free to add it into the mix at any point you fancy.
And… yeah… just to be clear… you know that if your face is more than one foot away from my face, the glasses should be on, yeah? And if we’re gonna be bumping faces, the glasses come off. And if you want to fuck up my face, the glasses need to be carefully laid to one side so they don’t hurtle across the room and smash somewhere, OK?
Final important thing to note is that I know I’ve been a bit of a brat with all these eyewear-based demands, so I’d really love it if you could take my glasses off me right now, lay them delicately on the bedside table, then turn back round and fully SLAP me in the face.